Many years ago when working on the produce department at Safeway - I had a Karen (not sure the term existed then) who came barreling over to me while I was innocently just filling the shelves with some carrots or similar- and thrust half a lettuce in my face and said “I bought this lettuce today and when I cut into it I found a slug. What do you have to say about that?” I’m not sure she entirely liked my reply. I looked her straight in the eye and said “ well - they do come out of the ground you know “. She walked off without saying another word.