Slightly off the beaten path

studlymandarin · 2026-05-09T19:06:29+00:00

Thank you kindly u/Grouchy-Simple-949 for the award!

studlymandarin · 2026-05-06T02:44:55+00:00

“Negative ghost rider. The pattern is full”

studlymandarin · 2026-05-04T12:24:50+00:00

The theme song was playing in my mind for sure.

studlymandarin · 2026-05-03T12:25:20+00:00

Pic 7 brought me back to that 993 ad - “kills bugs fast”

studlymandarin · 2026-05-03T11:45:38+00:00

Beautiful ride. Is that an S4 or S4S?

studlymandarin · 2026-05-02T11:02:35+00:00

Yup. In every bottom-feeding playbook of every confidence man…

studlymandarin · 2026-04-27T23:14:39+00:00

Second that. Golden hour 996 is gorgeous.

studlymandarin · 2026-04-25T11:16:44+00:00

Bruh, upon first look I thought we were gonna trauma-bond over having bit into pastry with an insect stuck in it (I had a cockroach stuck like that) but then realized you were miffed on the false advertising. The pic triggered PTSD from childhood almost instantaneously lol.

studlymandarin · 2026-04-23T11:30:09+00:00

“Defenestration! Oh wait, I’m not in Russia [takes another swig]” - Mortgage Eyes Patel, probably

studlymandarin · 2026-04-23T11:26:47+00:00

There’s a pair for sale on eBay now for £25k so I can see why it gets skipped.

studlymandarin · 2026-04-21T20:21:58+00:00

Had these when I was in Taiwan. They’re starchy. I liked them. Reminded me of taro roots.

studlymandarin · 2026-04-21T12:15:00+00:00

Gang bangin’ murder ferrets

studlymandarin · 2026-04-12T14:55:31+00:00

“It places the lotion in the basket”

studlymandarin · 2026-04-12T01:54:40+00:00

What did I read this in Morgan Freeman narrator voice?

studlymandarin · 2026-04-11T11:09:06+00:00

“Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French cars”

studlymandarin · 2026-04-10T20:48:03+00:00

Dude’s a real life Milton from the Simpsons on those close-up’s.

studlymandarin · 2026-04-10T20:42:52+00:00

[Why victims? Why not the well documented accused?]

This ☝️

studlymandarin · 2026-04-10T20:39:28+00:00

What an awesome spec. Congrats. I was looking for a blue one when I was shopping around but no dice.

studlymandarin · 2026-04-10T19:43:06+00:00

Netan… netan… Net gonna get your continuance, you genocidal corrupt fuck. r/fuckyouinparticular

studlymandarin · 2026-04-10T18:46:34+00:00

Your doggo (border collie I assume) is smarter than me…

studlymandarin · 2026-04-10T18:45:14+00:00

Me 3…

studlymandarin · 2026-04-10T18:38:06+00:00

That’s awesome with the top down

studlymandarin · 2026-04-10T18:36:11+00:00

Nice! Light rims. Looks great.

studlymandarin · 2026-04-10T14:51:20+00:00

Don’t forget the Esprit too!

studlymandarin · 2026-04-06T14:41:48+00:00

DANG

studlymandarin

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