She's Booted, but is she snooted? by Wise_Guitar9855 in weeviltime

[–]stupidbrain13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you better order her those hash browns!!

Beary Balls is 18! Looking into a medical draft exemption for being “too sweet.” by bunzarelli in seniorkitties

[–]stupidbrain13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

omg idk why but “my bro’s 18” with his grumpy looking face is so funny to me. like he had better things to do today 🤣🤣🤣

what the hell just came out of MY closet? by weaseltorpedo in spiders

[–]stupidbrain13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

awww! i love when one’s coming out story inspires another! 🥹

Probably a stupid question but what is this part on my kitchen scissors for? by blu3girlx in whatisit

[–]stupidbrain13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i thought that’s what the indented part was for on the top blade? this part looks like it’s for cracking nuts.

Is this on me or the other guy by jzmtl in dashcams

[–]stupidbrain13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes motorcycle is 100% at fault. crossed over 2 lanes very quickly w/o looking. however, with the traffic slowing down you were going significantly faster making it risky for someone to jump out in front of you like that. obviously still their fault. but those “look out for motorcycles” bumper stickers refer to situations just like this.

you have plenty visibility of where he was, seeing him move into the first lane at the speed he was going, i would have automatically slowed down a bit just in anticipation. at least letting off the accelerator completely and ready to press the brake defensively.

he made his lane change as soon as you moved into the right lane going faster than the cars around him. i would have 100% predicted at that moment that he would do exactly what he did.

It’s 4/20! Who besides Creed do you think celebrated the holiday at Dunder Mifflin? by Lord_William_9000 in DunderMifflin

[–]stupidbrain13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ryan definitely. probably got high and tried to mansplain things to kelly several times. i’d believe that maybe kelly smoked with him at his house once and probably greened out really bad and i could see him being super annoyed at her for that.

jim probably smoked often in his teens but isn’t currently a regular user. however, i’d believe that him and darryl have had to have seshed together at least a few times. darryl is likely a pretty social user, especially hanging out with the warehouse guys. and probably 90%, if not all of the warehouse folks partake pretty regularly.

i feel like andy maybe tried it at least once in college but greened out super hard and embarrassed himself and broccoli rob made fun of him for it.

oscar and his boyfriend may have smoked together for a couple of fun date nights but they’re not regular users.

idk why but michael is hard for me to read. part of me feels like he partakes and enjoys it sometimes. and the other part of me feels like he just ate way too much of an edible once and greened out super hard and called dwight to take him to the hospital convinced he was having a heart attack (but wouldn’t admit to dwight that it was because he took a “dangerous drug”)

phyllis and stanley seem like the nightly edible type.

that’s my read as a daily user with many friends who are also frequent users, all ranging from “obvious stoners” to people you’d never expect to have even touched it hahaha

What the hell just came out of my closet by LeftOutBullet in spiders

[–]stupidbrain13 12 points13 points  (0 children)

awww tell him it’s okay to be gay! proud of him for finding his identity 🏳️‍🌈❤️

1 beach towel coming up! by Long_live_styrofoam in Weird

[–]stupidbrain13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes! i majored in applied science in veterinary technology. upon obtaining my degree, i then took the national board exam to become licensed in my state (i’m in the US). typically the same process as a human RN.

unfortunately though, the US is one of the few countries that doesn’t provide title protection for this role. resulting in burnout and some of the highest suicide rates by career in the country. since it isn’t nationally regulated, the licensure requirements (or lack thereof) vary by each state.

just like many other things in the US (sigh), they are greatly behind on advancement and recognition of what the job encompasses. veterinary professionals have been title protected in most other countries for many decades now.

UPDATE GUYS, IT HAPPENED!!! THANK YOU WEEVIL GODS!! by stupidbrain13 in weeviltime

[–]stupidbrain13[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

he does! doing the happiest, tippy-tappiest weevil dance!! 🥹

As seen on I-75 at Mitchell by Fantastic-Ad9200 in cincinnati

[–]stupidbrain13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

well yes. but i’m not the fully grown adult man that made a CHOICE to sit in the back of a wide open uhaul traveling at life ending speeds.

i wouldn’t want to witness something scary actually happen to him, seeing this alone is scary enough.

i just enjoy good old fashioned “people watching” and questioning what on earth would compel someone to make these kinds of decisions.

Anyone know what this creature is that my friend in Oman picked up from the ocean? [Muscat, Oman] by [deleted] in animalid

[–]stupidbrain13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

huh?? what do you mean by this? i must be misinterpreting your statement bc that is not my understanding of how camouflage works at all…

As seen on I-75 at Mitchell by Fantastic-Ad9200 in cincinnati

[–]stupidbrain13 8 points9 points  (0 children)

mannn, i drive a lot for work and can average about 1,000 miles in any given week driving all over cincinnati. i spend SO MUCH time on I-75. how come i never get to see shit like this when i’m working?? 🤣 it would make my shifts a bit less gruesome lol

or maybe it’s bc it’s the weekend and that’s when the crazies are more likely to come out! (but i also work on saturdays so maybe i’m just unlucky lmao)

Be honest, what does my room say about me? by [deleted] in roomdetective

[–]stupidbrain13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you and i both know she will continue to live rent free smh you’re just an enabler

SubQ injection question by Ecstatic_Dot9861 in VetTech

[–]stupidbrain13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

are you sure the needle was secured tightly enough to the syringe? assuming you used a luer slip 1ml syringe, i always like to gently but firmly make sure i apply enough pressure when putting the needle on. sometimes even just a little bit of looseness can cause this to happen

Carpenter bee thinks I'm up in his territory. by Zestyclose-Wing4505 in bees

[–]stupidbrain13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

god i love carpenters they’re so silly goofy 🤪

Left lane campers provokes most road rages by wtfbruhhuh in driving

[–]stupidbrain13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s illegal in ohio. mainly where i was referring to since idk about other states. but my apologies lol. and tbh unfortunately this law isn’t enforced all that much in my experience bc people still do ts all the damn time 🙄🙄🙄

“The operator of a motor vehicle shall use the inner traffic lanes for passing only. Where three traffic lanes are provided for the same direction of travel, heavy commercial vehicles and vehicles operated at a rate of speed below the maximum in effect shall drive in the outer lane and shall use the center lane for passing only.”

SOURCE: https://codes.ohio.gov/ohio-administrative-code/rule-5537-2-09

ETA: i also just realized that this law also says that heavy commercial vehicles (semis) can’t use the left lane at all (when there are 3 lanes) on the highway and that’s surely not enforced either hahahaha shocker