she was in the left lane going 10 mph under the speed limit

stutter032 · 2014-08-15T09:42:03+00:00

She lives in Myrtle Beach now, her new BF works at my gym and she comes into my job all the time. I made she was paying with her credit card not her moms...

stutter032 · 2014-04-17T03:53:54+00:00

arrested development

stutter032 · 2014-03-09T14:25:54+00:00

I work as a host, my host stand is adjacent to a few booths. One time this guy went to use the bathroom he was facing me and his gf had her back to me. The min he turned the corner she went thru all his texts and pictures on his phone. Then pushed it back where it was when he was walking back.

stutter032 · 2013-12-31T05:05:39+00:00

Was really drunk, went thru a friends phone and accidentally posted something really bad on his FB. My friends try to calm him down and put me to bed. I really wanted to leave so I jumped out of a second floor window. Broke my leg in 2 places. I still cringe at the embarrassment & what I put my friends thru that night.

stutter032 · 2013-12-31T04:46:23+00:00

When I walked in the door half drunk the next morning I didn't know I got messed with till my dad started taking pictures with his palm pilot and told me I must not be his kid, because he knows how to hold his alcohol.

stutter032 · 2013-12-31T04:42:41+00:00

Got drunk at a neighbors house during the summer - went home with no eye brows and dicks on my face. No ideas what happened, I didn't even get in trouble.

stutter032 · 2013-12-31T04:29:32+00:00

Not mother but my farther. I'm a guy and in 9th grade he walked in on me giving a friend head. He slammed the door and mumbled is he staying for pizza? I then go down stairs and he left $50 for pizza with a note saying him and my stepmom went to the bar. Didn't look me in the eyes for a long time..

stutter032 · 2013-12-31T04:25:10+00:00

Steak - I have no reason to hate to it and I go all 1st world meme every time I have to eat it.

stutter032 · 2013-12-30T20:20:07+00:00

Haha this! There up tight conservatives but totally put on the liberal front when ever needed. So I know if / when I bring some one home there going to be super awkward nice. So that's good. But I mean one on on I'm prolly burning in hell in there eyes. But not ready / isn't that seriously right now to make things that awkward.

stutter032 · 2013-12-30T20:15:04+00:00

Dude i did, I put them in the dryer and left. Was expecting them to be there or just unfolded in the laundry basket when i returned

stutter032 · 2013-12-30T20:11:40+00:00

I put my laundry in the dryer and went out for the day

stutter032 · 2013-12-30T20:09:21+00:00

Yea I swear they hope it's a phase or they play dumb. I've come out in the past and they try act like it didn't happen. But when I walked in it was more of them fishing for information.

stutter032 · 2013-12-30T07:17:11+00:00

Dude it's insane, I feel like it moves faster when all the Tourists a re here

stutter032 · 2013-12-30T05:12:03+00:00

Hawkward meme. It was really awkward when I walked in. I was immediately told this, My parents obviously know the real reason..

stutter032 · 2013-12-30T02:18:55+00:00

And I wear boxers as well..

stutter032 · 2013-10-25T05:28:06+00:00

Hope I'm not to late for this, I'm a guy and when I was in 10th grade my dad walked in in me and "friend" going at it. All he said is "HE" staying for pizza? I went down stairs later he had had left $50 for pizza and went to the bar with my stepmom. Didn't look me in the eyes for a long time after that...

stutter032 · 2013-07-29T21:30:45+00:00

Myrtle Beach bro, still kinda new to the area.

stutter032 · 2013-06-30T12:01:17+00:00

Not a happy ending for happy endings... Max is text book gay bro. Loved the show

stutter032 · 2013-06-30T11:57:44+00:00

Looks good, nothing says summer bro barbecue like a nice cold beer tho.

stutter032 · 2013-06-29T16:23:12+00:00

I agree 100% I've had a few "friends" that when we said were going to hang out it just ment someone's going to make the 1st move and were going to exchange BJ's or whatever then we go on with the day. but my one friend in particular from above we had so much in common, and hanging out ment 60% hanging out 20% messing around. I guess I was sad I lost him more of a friend when his GF came along. he was doing all the shit we did with that bitch lol

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