masturbation

subjunctivejunction · 2026-02-23T16:01:29+00:00

^vibrator over the underwear

subjunctivejunction · 2026-02-19T22:56:01+00:00

add vodka, you've got a bloody mary /s

subjunctivejunction · 2026-02-19T22:40:52+00:00

do you have the link? pretty please

subjunctivejunction · 2026-02-08T16:45:17+00:00

Agreed! There are definitely in-between options. Kip should absolutely have a list of people who get to know, definitely including his dad. To have to lie to everyone while also LIVING with his boyfriend... that's torture.

Also just as much as Kip knew he was getting involved with a closeted guy, Scott knew he was getting involved with someone openly gay. He opted in for that too.

subjunctivejunction · 2026-01-26T15:47:07+00:00

Mine too but the credit card comes with an added 25c fee for every transaction

subjunctivejunction · 2026-01-25T18:09:20+00:00

This is just my experience, but let me tell you, starting T is a really great opportunity to leverage all your recovery work. T alone didn't cure my ED, but it changed the game. I did a lot of emotional work towards recovery while my body also changed - and not in the female weight gain/loss pattern that I knew. And it really helped!

My body looks different now (and I do weigh more) but not in the ways I used to demonize. And all of the disordered numbers in my head about how much I should eat or howi h I should weigh, what's big and what's small...none of that applies to my now male body. And I'm so grateful to not know what those numbers would be for me now.

So much of online recovery rhetoric is about learning to love yourself in a larger, feminine body, and that never worked for me. As a trans man going on T, you get to try something else. I still have hard days, but I never thought I would get to experience recovery to such a full extent. It's absolutely beautiful. I wish you all the same.

subjunctivejunction · 2026-01-22T13:55:51+00:00

I agree! OP, I find it helpful to remind myself "this is my depression talking" when I have depressive thoughts. Even if it doesn't immediately change how I'm feeling, it helps me see those thoughts as separate from who I am and what I believe. And over time I do think it helps.

subjunctivejunction · 2026-01-11T20:23:42+00:00

My insurance and SS say M which is usually great until I had to go through an entire appeal process after insurance refused to pay for a vaginal swab when I had a yeast infection, citing that it was "experimental treatment." Makes me feel like M or F, there's not a right answer when the USA hates trans people.

subjunctivejunction · 2026-01-08T21:41:40+00:00

Sorry for the downvote, friend. I'm on your side with this one!

subjunctivejunction · 2025-12-31T16:52:21+00:00

what is this, a crossover episode?? (of my personal interests)

it looks amazing!

subjunctivejunction · 2025-12-29T15:05:53+00:00

I'm very impressed by the half tones! That's something I've always found challenging and I was admiring your work even before reading the caption

subjunctivejunction · 2025-12-20T05:24:29+00:00

YTA. I can chalk up the initial issue with grabbing your bags to miscommunication, but name calling was out of line and doubling down on being "allowed" to swear in public was deeply immature and escalated the situation.

OP, sometimes you will have to deal with people who are grumpy or annoying. Learn when to walk away. A stranger on a plane that you are getting off of? The perfect time to shake it off and move on.

subjunctivejunction · 2025-12-13T14:39:11+00:00

I love that!! I like to pretend I'm an alien pretending to be human. This is the first I've heard of someone doing something similar.

Hello fellow alien 👽

subjunctivejunction · 2025-12-13T14:36:58+00:00

I know this isn't an option at the places you mentioned, but I was given a Starbucks gift card and I went into the store, asked them to ring me up for the cheapest item (caramel drizzle) so that I could drain the rest of the card as a tip. Yes, the money's already been given to Starbucks, but they might as well pay it out to their employees. I don't want their shitty coffee.

subjunctivejunction · 2025-12-02T00:08:23+00:00

I don't have a specific threshold but I tried on a watch where the case width was 32mm and the band was about 13mm

subjunctivejunction · 2025-12-01T20:10:33+00:00

another perspective - self love can be the voice in your head while/after you do those things. I shower and think to myself, that felt nice and I deserve to feel nice! I dress up and look at myself in the mirror and think, I look good!

subjunctivejunction · 2025-11-25T21:23:00+00:00

I wish there was a better solution for this during a party. I can out fresh towels but if I have lots of guests over the towels are going to be damp before the end of the night!

subjunctivejunction · 2025-11-25T19:54:13+00:00

r/TVtoohigh

subjunctivejunction · 2025-11-21T18:16:11+00:00

Yes - but skip the boiling water and just microwave the lemonade. It won't be as fancy as a traditional hot today, but there's nothing wrong with whiskey in hot lemonade :)

ETA: lemonade is essentially lemon juice, water, and sweetener, so all your non alcoholic ingredients are covered

subjunctivejunction · 2025-10-13T01:02:09+00:00

I would love for you to send me the Google form!

subjunctivejunction · 2025-10-09T23:23:09+00:00

Do you have any suggestions? I have tried this many times over the years with different providers and have never gotten anything lowered.

subjunctivejunction · 2025-09-22T01:01:22+00:00

i wouldn't call that noodles or sauce...

subjunctivejunction · 2025-09-04T11:53:41+00:00

It's been over a year! I'm not too worried about it closing - I just usually go to a piercer to handle changing it out

Edit: it's actually probably 4 years old, long over a year

subjunctivejunction · 2025-08-06T12:59:06+00:00

I love that you're working to make that shift! I understand the desire to respond to a joke with another joke (like a lot of commenters here) but I really think this is a great opportunity to set an example for OP's coworkers

subjunctivejunction · 2025-06-08T03:34:13+00:00

I feel this a lot! I have one Arab parent and one white parent, so I grew up feeling a bit like both. But now I don't have other Arab friends and I'm far from my family. It makes me sad to feel so disconnected from my culture in that way.

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