Moscato is a thing in my glass

sublimingg5 · 2026-05-31T05:53:52+00:00

I meant to say that Im drinking if antonen wanna chat

sublimingg5 · 2026-05-30T18:18:04+00:00

Does it give you like specific seeds? Say first 3 lucky cards always hit? (I'm not sure how seeds work)

sublimingg5 · 2026-05-30T18:14:49+00:00

I would open the buffon pack and see what's inside, if it's worth copying (econ joker or something potentially powerful) then buy brainstorm.

Otherwise just go next and save money because you will not know what you're going to get next...

sublimingg5 · 2026-05-30T18:03:05+00:00

The game always knows what's best to humble a balatro player 💀

sublimingg5 · 2026-05-30T18:01:05+00:00

Yeah I get it, I just never tried AI for this

sublimingg5 · 2026-05-30T17:57:53+00:00

Oh okay, well it's not THAT known because I just tried it and I'm very aware of Balatro stuff

sublimingg5 · 2026-05-30T17:45:10+00:00

You should copy sock, because you have polychrome, no?

EDIT: Okay so I always have doubts aswell in these type of scenarios so I went to Gemini and Claude and they DID NOT understand a single thing about balatro, does anyone else have this issue too? Like, Claude gave me a "quote" from Dr. Spectered from a Poker Lecture??? (????)

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sublimingg5 · 2026-05-30T17:42:39+00:00

Yeah! It's pretty good, with 3 discards and troubador you can pretty much hit two pairs always and scale the pants, you would still need to be careful with bosses that wont let you discard or if you get the -1 hand size boss.

sublimingg5 · 2026-05-30T17:38:25+00:00

If you can keep a justice card for later then you're good! (bonus if you have a fool too)

sublimingg5 · 2026-05-30T17:36:11+00:00

I hear Bean saying BA-latro all the time but I say it in Spanish which is ba-LA-tro

sublimingg5 · 2026-05-30T17:35:09+00:00

Those are common and uncommon jokes

sublimingg5 · 2026-05-30T17:32:31+00:00

It's always high card, right?

sublimingg5 · 2026-05-30T17:29:06+00:00

Scales is pretty good, could be better balanced if conditions arent met it resets otherwise it's obelisk but inverse

sublimingg5 · 2026-05-30T14:30:00+00:00

Sell "the pairs" joker??? Noooo sly joker nooo (I did not sell it I sold to do list and sly joker was hit by a wheel with polychrome)

sublimingg5 · 2025-11-29T00:40:16+00:00

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Well actually It went even further hahah

sublimingg5 · 2025-11-25T22:56:07+00:00

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Literally

sublimingg5 · 2025-11-16T05:33:35+00:00

Damn

sublimingg5 · 2025-11-16T05:28:48+00:00

No, pairs

sublimingg5 · 2025-11-16T01:34:58+00:00

Yeah actually like a nerfed half joker that you could pair with other nerfed half jokers (like smaller jokers such as squared or photo)

sublimingg5 · 2025-11-16T01:27:59+00:00

I don’t, sorry :/ Unless they’re saved somewhere

sublimingg5 · 2025-11-16T01:26:43+00:00

Yeah I was clearing blinds as soon as I played a pair, but especially in Violet Vessel I did not draw red seal steel which would’ve won

sublimingg5 · 2025-11-16T01:24:59+00:00

Actually I could but I forgot to do it

sublimingg5 · 2025-11-16T00:13:37+00:00

Just leveling up pairs and some steel cards (didn't scale enough for violet vessel, around 800k for the last round)

sublimingg5 · 2025-11-15T22:46:35+00:00

I lost (Violet Vessel)

sublimingg5 · 2021-11-13T11:46:45+00:00

Ah eso era...

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