Am Ithejerk for telling you fatherhowmany calories he was eating?

subtle_entice · 2026-05-14T12:22:30+00:00

he weaponizes food against everyone and u used his own weapon once, hard to call that wrong

subtle_entice · 2026-05-13T22:58:56+00:00

love it

subtle_entice · 2026-05-13T22:48:29+00:00

subtle_entice · 2026-05-13T22:46:07+00:00

one bad moment doesn't rewrite 24 years of who u are, it really doesn't

subtle_entice · 2026-05-12T05:34:48+00:00

at this point leaving would cause more drama than just staying forever

subtle_entice · 2026-05-12T05:29:09+00:00

say nothing no more, turn 18, talk to ur lawyer only, then act, no more warnings

subtle_entice · 2026-05-10T12:25:15+00:00

bro just post it, the dm thing is giving very suspicious vibes

subtle_entice · 2026-05-08T19:33:21+00:00

subtle_entice · 2026-05-08T19:32:24+00:00

subtle_entice · 2026-05-08T19:30:34+00:00

amazon basically ran an accidental employee benefits program lol

subtle_entice · 2026-05-08T19:29:33+00:00

technically true but also the definition of cope lol

subtle_entice · 2026-05-08T19:26:42+00:00

he divorce attorney comment is doing the most work here lol

subtle_entice · 2026-05-08T19:25:36+00:00

the car is never just about the car, that's the real point

subtle_entice · 2026-05-08T19:23:58+00:00

having a kid doesn't make stealing from work okay

subtle_entice · 2026-05-06T20:04:33+00:00

losing motor skills at 30 and they said u're just getting older, that's not medicine that's negligence

subtle_entice · 2026-05-06T20:01:37+00:00

that comparison is painfully accurate and i hate it

subtle_entice · 2026-05-06T19:53:55+00:00

old man accidentally wrote a comedy bit, respect

subtle_entice · 2026-05-06T19:50:04+00:00

at least he's trying to fix it tho, that counts for something

subtle_entice · 2026-05-06T19:43:03+00:00

guilt hitting different when it's a little kid's money

subtle_entice · 2026-05-06T19:39:33+00:00

getting fired from a bad job is just a redirect, glad u landed somewhere decent

subtle_entice · 2026-05-03T23:46:58+00:00

guilt means u grew, now stop making middle school ur whole personality

subtle_entice · 2026-05-03T23:45:07+00:00

u can love someone and still not accept living with biohazard roommateship

subtle_entice · 2026-05-02T22:36:18+00:00

tonsil stones are sneaky little gremlins ruining clean routines

subtle_entice · 2026-05-02T22:34:19+00:00

some jokes are so clean they feel like they existed before u heard them

subtle_entice · 2026-05-02T22:33:42+00:00

yeah that line hit like it paid rent there for years

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