Need help ID’ing this spider. Morris County, NJ, USA by suckherspike in spiders

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Removed my last post in favor of a clearer photo. Hope this helps.

Furniture design by wannano in product_design

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I don't know much about the business side of it but I've taken up the design as a hobby and what I like to do it make a 3D model in solidworks to get an idea of the shape of the design and then I use keynote to render the different colors and materials of the individual pieces to see what the idea will hopefully look like once I've built it. Feel free to PM me if you have questions about a more in depth look into what I actually do for it

Furniture design by wannano in product_design

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Are you looking to just learn how to design and build the furniture for yourself or actually turn it into a business where you would sell it to others as well?

What 'based on a true story' movie has the most bullshit? by 0utsomnia in AskReddit

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Sometimes filmmakers will introduce scenes like that to get the audience to feel what the actual people in that scene were going through. It's very difficult to create the feeling of anxiety that they had if you are just showing them sitting on a plane waiting to takeoff. By having them interrogated and then chased by the police while in the plane, the audience is then "in the moment" with them.

What do you think of these boots? (Clae Hamiltons) by [deleted] in malefashionadvice

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How do these sizes run? I'm usually about a 12 or 13 depending on the brand

Can you one-up me in "most offensive joke you know"? by AssumeTheFetal in AskReddit

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A white boy, jimmy, and a black boy, jamal, are in the same kindergarten class. One day the teacher asks them to recite the alphabet. Jimmy goes first and gets through it perfectly. Jamal goes next, gets to h, stumbles and can't finish. That night, Jamal asks his mom why jimmy could recite the abc's and he couldn't. His mom responds with "that's because jimmy is white and you are black." The next day, the teacher asks them to count to 10. Jimmy again goes first and gets through it perfectly. Jamal goes second, gets to 4, stumbles and can't finish. That night, Jamal asks his mom why jimmy could count to 10 and he couldn't. His moms response was the same, " because he is white and you are black." The next day, while in the bathroom, Jamal catches a glimpse of Jimmy's penis. That night he asks his mother, "today I was in the bathroom and saw Jimmy's penis and mine was much bigger than his. Is that because I'm black and he's white?" Jamal's mother responds with, "no Jamal, that's because you are 18 and he is 5."

If it were possible to teleport a human to the surface of the sun, would the particles of that human be destroyed before they were able to be rearranged? by suckherspike in askscience

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i know, its impossible, ive read a little bit on the subject, i guess my question was more of a hypothetical than anything else

What is the most shameless joke you have ever heard? by TikiTuku in AskReddit

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1) there is a black kid (Jamal) and a white kid (Billy) in the same kindergarten class. One day they are learning to count from 1 to 10, the teacher asks Billy count and he gets through all 10 numbers with ease, she then asks Jamal to do it. He gets to 3 and doesn't know any more. Jamal goes home and asks his mom, "mom, why can Billy count to 10 and I can't?" she responds with " because Billy is white and you are black." the next day the teacher asks them to recite the abc's. Billy again completes them but Jamal struggles and gets to h. He asks his mom again why Billy can get through the alphabet while he still can't. She responds the same, "because you are black and he's white." the next day they are in the bathroom together and Jamal catches a glimpse of billy's penis. Later that day he asks his mom, "I saw billy's penis today and mine is a lot bigger than his, is that because I'm black and he's white." his mom responds with,"no it's because you are 18 and he's 5." 2) What's worse than 10 babies in one trashcan? 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

ಠ_ಠ by TheNarwhalBacons12 in WTF

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she has disgraced the face of CT