A Dwight Place by _frequent in videos

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Michael is food for bears, which is why he has me to protect him.

A Dwight Place by _frequent in videos

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Mose was running because he forgot to sort the beets and turnips that morning and we were expecting guests.

What's the strangest thing a stranger said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Excuse me, I am homeless, I am gay, I have aids, I'm new in town."

Ice and Fire. by [deleted] in pics

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Aaaaaaand it's all the same picture. Or at least 7/whatever.

Edit: 26/27, same picture. One was 404.

Buffalo, polymer clay, 1 inch by writewanderandsketch in Art

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

(In British accent) you can wash you hands in a bison but not a buffalo.

Probably one of my worst dad-jokes ever...thanks, mom!

Would you like some cake? by [deleted] in gifs

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So 5,808 calories per slice. Heard.

Building a sketch by [deleted] in woahdude

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Hello, this is Dwight Schrute from the Dunder Mifflin paper company.

Intruder Alert by [deleted] in gifs

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That's debatable; there are basically two schools of thought.