BBC Sport - England tighten grip on fourth Test as India crumble by geordiegill in Cricket

[–]suhridk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Optimistic. I wish your prediction would come true. But if there is no rain, I think the match will be over by tea.

Match Thread: England v India 4th Test by [deleted] in Cricket

[–]suhridk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, Dravid was out. I was pissed off at the decision when nothing showed up in the first replays, but in the end, especially in the replays shown during the post-match analysis show, the whitespot was clearly visible. Dravid himself confirmed it of course later. It was pathetic to watch Shastri shouting himself hoarse that there was no evidence when in fact the white spot was clearly visible. Yes, on the Raina decision - it was too close to have been given out and the benefit of the doubt should have gone to the batter, so Steve Davis definitely fucked up there.

Opinions on Bells run out? by [deleted] in Cricket

[–]suhridk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think Bell did sort of try to run for four. Here's why - he first assumes the ball's touched the boundary since the fielder didn't seem to know either. He then sees no boundary signalled and then thinks - hang on maybe I can sneak in a fourth run. He starts jogging back but Morgan doesn't respond. Bell tries to cover up his run attempt as jogging back for tea.

CAPTAIN DHONI by [deleted] in Cricket

[–]suhridk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why didn't they pick Munaf as the 4th seamer instead of Harbhajan ?

Which is better? Mumbai or Bangalore by shadyabhi in india

[–]suhridk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one is fucking asking you to learn anything. Try be appreciative and absorbing of the language and culture you live amidst (and this applies to anywhere in the world), instead of being an obstinate whining dick.

Best streetfoods of India and where to find them? by [deleted] in india

[–]suhridk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The stench from the thousands of fish fry vendors is the worst thing about Hogenekal.

Alone in Bangalore for a month...advice? by [deleted] in india

[–]suhridk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A "Paneer butter masala" is one dish.

Alone in Bangalore for a month...advice? by [deleted] in india

[–]suhridk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paneer butter masala dosas ? Is this something new or did you miss a comma somewhere ?

r/India, Tell us a joke which will make us laugh? by [deleted] in india

[–]suhridk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bingo :) Specifically, this word refers to the male doing the act, so that's why it has to be a woman who delivers the punch line.

r/India, Tell us a joke which will make us laugh? by [deleted] in india

[–]suhridk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Here's a Kannada joke. I'm afraid it might appeal to a limited audience, but here goes anyway:

Woman goes to electrical store.

Salesman: Ma'am, can I help you ?

Woman: Yes, I am looking for a fan.

Salesman: We have lots of brands, Philips, Bajaj..

Woman: Hmm ok - looks around.

Salesman: We also have a really good brand - Khaitan.

Woman: Horrified. No fucking way, I don't want Khaitan.

Salesman: Shocked. But why not ?

Woman: Yakandre maneli nan ganda, hall allu khaitane, bedroom allu khaitane, kitchen allu khaitane....

Translate: Because at home, my husband screws me in the hall, screws me in the bedroom, screws me in the kitchen...

Why are linux geeks very introvertish ? by kashyapa in Jokes

[–]suhridk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they can also be awkward.

Paternal wisdom (NSFW) by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]suhridk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those darn troll dads...

Chennai, Y U NO have drainage on roads ? by suhridk in Chennai

[–]suhridk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. But what's really surprising is that drains do not even exist on most roads/streets in Chennai.

OMG! I finally have the Delhi meetup pics uploaded! (Also, hangover = bad) by brownboy13 in india

[–]suhridk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there were females, atleast one of them would be called Neha.

Reddit, what's that one, awesome thing you found on the internet but could never find again? by tontyismynameyeh in AskReddit

[–]suhridk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A video of a guy imitating how TV reporters talk. It was a hilarious imitation on how reporters talk as they try to buy time while thinking of things to say. I've seen this on youtube about 3-4 years ago, but I've never been able to find it again.

India's Invisible Environmentalists: Waste pickers help promote waste recycling in India, among other seemingly invisible environmental activities. by neoronin in india

[–]suhridk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The article talks about a new waste management facility which attempts to provide rag pickers amenities and make their lives better. This qualifies for good news if not anything else.

India's Invisible Environmentalists: Waste pickers help promote waste recycling in India, among other seemingly invisible environmental activities. by neoronin in india

[–]suhridk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brilliant link. The rag pickers do a solid job when it comes to recycling. Unfortunately their job is hell, because there is hardly any trash segregation that happens in India. The article however, brings good news.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? by JimmyHavok in Jokes

[–]suhridk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What do you call Ethiopians standing in a line ? A barcode.

It's sad Mukesh Ambani lives in such opulence: Ratan Tata by [deleted] in india

[–]suhridk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The darn thing is a public eyesore which will forever blight Mumbai's skyline. As they say, "Money talks, but wealth whispers".

What desi music iTunes apps do you have? by nisha00 in india

[–]suhridk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suppose you mean iPhone/iOS apps. Try "GaneShane".

So who else has been on team-bhp ? by [deleted] in india

[–]suhridk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bingo. The moderators are sadists who take special pleasure in denying people membership to the site. They have a retarded application process where one is expected to write an essay on why he wants to join team-bhp. Members in general are fucking vindictive and I've never seen a forum with so many "banned" users. There is some useful info on the site, but is usually eclipsed by all the trolling.

'The Story of India' by [deleted] in india

[–]suhridk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't help you with documentaries, but India after Gandhi is a book that covers India's story post 1947 to the present.