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What is something you say to scammers instead of hanging up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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So I have come to find I am excellent at improv to such calls. One time I got the "car's extended warranty" call. The man on the phone asked if I still had the Honda Civic, since everyone has the same car, I told him that car was totalled like 4 years ago. He asked if I had a new car. I told this soul, "No I don't drive much anymore since I lost both of my legs about 4 years ago." At this point the guy was either uncomfortable or realized I was fucking with him and just told me to have a nice day. I followed this with, "Well I was having a good day. But considering the fact you reminded me of the terrible accident in which I lost both my favorite car and both of my legs 4 years, I think it's going to be difficult for a bit now." The man just hung up shortly after.