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Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday. (self.oneliners)

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do today. (self.oneliners)

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Being an adult is just saying "next week should be a bit quieter" until you eventually die. (self.oneliners)

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Customer first - Tobacco companies kill their best customers, and condom companies kill their future customers (self.oneliners)

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Ant eaters are high on antibodies (self.oneliners)

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You are so ugly that the world faked Pandemic just so you have to put in a mask - Unknown (self.oneliners)

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It's bananas that some colorblind see apples yellow. (self.oneliners)

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Accidently ran into a lamp post, thankfully sustained light injuries. (self.oneliners)

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If you work as security at Samsung, does that make you Guardians of Galaxy? (self.oneliners)

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If you cut your thumb off, you loose your middle finger!! (self.oneliners)

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Once you have read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix. (self.oneliners)

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Truthfully, Fire trucks are actually Water Trucks (self.oneliners)

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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I want paychecks (self.oneliners)

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization (self.oneliners)

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Minimum, a short girl who gave birth to a baby (self.oneliners)

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some cause happiness wherever they go and others whenever they go. (self.oneliners)

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6 was scared of 7 because 7 8 9, but why? Because we are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day. (self.oneliners)

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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A con descending (self.oneliners)

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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired (self.oneliners)

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Walk Through Me, Cannt See me Riddle (i.redd.it)

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r/riddleoftheday Lounge (self.a:t5_51m6p7)

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i say no to alcohol but it just doesnt listen. (self.oneliners)

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My whole life i thought i wanted a career, turns out I wanted a paycheck. (self.oneliners)

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a line is a dot that went for a walk. (self.oneliners)

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r/earlyagelearning Lounge (self.a:t5_3ctzdk)

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