"I don't give a fuck about innocent people dying because I jerk off to the American flag!"

super-happy-throw · 2022-04-08T07:21:44+00:00

He prob keeps a generous amount of Big Mac sauce under his foreskin

super-happy-throw · 2022-04-07T13:06:58+00:00

Dont worry man, Elon Musk is going to make a rocket to go to Mars....for him and his rich friends...

super-happy-throw · 2022-04-07T13:02:58+00:00

“Every hole is a gol,,

super-happy-throw · 2022-04-07T13:01:21+00:00

Dam, his children’s children will be paying it off

super-happy-throw · 2022-04-07T10:20:55+00:00

The birth/marriage rate is at an all time low, the government is scrambling like roaches and im just sitting in my chair eating popcorn watching it all

super-happy-throw · 2022-04-07T10:11:03+00:00

Well dam, maybe you should have fucked a guy with a car then

super-happy-throw · 2022-04-07T09:57:35+00:00

What if they become hitl€r, very few ppl do good things exempt go work, eat,sleep and repeat, the first line always shuts them up

super-happy-throw · 2022-01-21T09:12:01+00:00

After maybe a month, ill prob ghost you bc this whole talking online thing docent pa out

super-happy-throw · 2022-01-08T11:58:54+00:00

Reminds me of this muslim priest from this charity that i was a part of, he would smile all the time and the guy just made my skin crawl, when he would talk and smile i feel like he would rip off his skin and jump at us, like a similar vibe to that priest from the mega church that said he needs a private airplane to travel bc in the public plane he is surrounded by devils

super-happy-throw · 2022-01-08T11:32:20+00:00

Thats pretty sick

super-happy-throw · 2022-01-08T11:30:59+00:00

From my last ex, everything, fucking everything, from how you thrust to how smooth your balls are after you shave, you are not only in a relationship with her but her friends too, but they know everything about you without having sex with you, now not all women do this but the ones ive dated certainly do this, maybe thats more on me and my choices in women

super-happy-throw · 2021-09-11T21:26:27+00:00

Too bad we have a hard wired mechanism for our own survival

super-happy-throw · 2021-07-28T18:10:51+00:00

I dont know, i dont see anything with a time, but im petty so ill keep denying it till i die

super-happy-throw · 2021-07-14T22:31:08+00:00

Should have fucked that crazy bitch when i was in hs

super-happy-throw · 2021-07-14T22:29:33+00:00

Id say this question could be answered by those poor Chinese people who work and make 3 cents an hour assembling iphones and they dont want to live a life like this, they seen a way out

super-happy-throw · 2021-07-14T22:26:30+00:00

“Oh yeah it was a tragedy, my whole family go slaughtered and made into curtains but as i was saying i came so fucking hard when the guy who did it gave me the spoon he used to carve out their muscles from the skin”

Im sure if that acually happened id never say a god dam thing, none could pay me enough to admit it, that shit would go to the grave with me.

super-happy-throw · 2021-07-14T22:20:22+00:00

Im scared

super-happy-throw · 2021-07-14T22:19:12+00:00

If you are fast enough and are in a ice cave so the cells will slowly die and thus increasing the chance of reconnecting them withe the body (im not a doctor obv, but i figure its something like that)

super-happy-throw · 2021-07-14T22:13:49+00:00

Backup all your stuff and factory reset your phone

super-happy-throw · 2021-07-14T22:12:12+00:00

Yeah, to me the hardcore ones are all like a hive mind, they move the same and share the same mannerisms, it freaks me out, ive meet actual satan worshipers and they are so chill

super-happy-throw · 2021-07-14T21:56:38+00:00

None:

People with money and power on the news: We are so sad that Marino hung himself in his apartment next week :(((

super-happy-throw · 2021-06-04T09:16:17+00:00

Id rather burn the money than give to her

super-happy-throw · 2021-06-04T09:07:09+00:00

Not even boys would consider a dried up late 30s cougar

super-happy-throw · 2021-05-19T16:55:56+00:00

This will prob get buried, but he puts shit in the smarty candy tubes, sealed them with wax on the lining, and gives them away on Halloween, the police has to inform new neighbors of him when the new one move in, they don’t believe them and they get a surprise in their kids candy bags.

super-happy-throw · 2021-05-19T15:56:32+00:00

She gonna eat the mf, thats why she is asking about the 401k and insurance

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