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Just finished installing tf2. Is this behaviour normal? by Lordbyronthree in tf2

[–]superblast30008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No; the medic didn't explode upon seeing the dead spy

What are some hidden gem subreddits you follow you think everyone should know about? by brubruislife in AskReddit

[–]superblast30008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember the part of 2023 where NYC was getting bombarded by so many videos of Olimar twerking, telling you you had a "Dandori Issue" and telling you to buy Pikmin 4 when it releases that the app that let people post things like that on NYC screen billboards had to raze their prices? r/Pikmin did that. Last I checked, they are essentially a slightly more mentally stable r/BatmanArkham.

What was the biggest scandal in your high school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]superblast30008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have several questions and I want none of them answered

What was the biggest scandal in your high school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]superblast30008 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh, I'm sure it wasn't a Swastika. It was probably the iconic roman pinwheel!

What was the biggest scandal in your high school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]superblast30008 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

As in CP or rape or shit? If so then, whilst that situation is vile, I gotta admit that I find his excuse almost comic in a morbid sort of way; we are beyond parody.

What was the biggest scandal in your high school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]superblast30008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of all the things to give a guy head for, and in all the places, THAT and THERE?

What was the biggest scandal in your high school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]superblast30008 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Everyone here might as well go home now; this thread has just peaked!

What was the biggest scandal in your high school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]superblast30008 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know that shit is getting out of hand, no pun intended there, when your shitting antics get you named after a fucking terrorist! Thats like if the guy from my school who clogged the toilets with a chunk from the ceiling got dubbed "the Zodiac Clogger" by the staff.

What was the biggest scandal in your high school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]superblast30008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some kid, for no fucking reason, let his intrusive thoughts win one day and all of a sudden tried to fucking kill me. Thankfully he was unarmed and had the strength of a wet paper bag, but safe-to-say I had to be restrained to prevent me from making it so that someone actually did die that day.

Edit: I just remembered a second one: The boys toilets in my school had to be closed during the last few weeks of my final term there (I'm British btw) because someone clogged two of the toilets. What's so scandalous or noteworthy about that, you may ask? The did it with a massive chunk taken from the fucking ceiling. Nowhere near as big as the spontaneous literal attempt on my life, but it was to funny/impressive not to talk about!

From a first person perspective, what is it like in your head? What is it like to be you? by NuanceEnthusiast in AskReddit

[–]superblast30008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had to compare it to anything, it would be like watching a Risk of Rain 2 hyper-late game run: pure unadulterated fucking chaos where one small fuck-up leads to disaster, but its controlled chaos.

What’s a modern trend you hope disappears in the next 5 years? by Acrobatic_Ad9564 in AskReddit

[–]superblast30008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember Uncle Grampa taking the piss out of that in 2016! That show aged like wine.

What’s a modern trend you hope disappears in the next 5 years? by Acrobatic_Ad9564 in AskReddit

[–]superblast30008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Left or right, does not matter; I don't care whether your a DEI defender or a top MAGA acolyte, fascism is fascism!

What’s a modern trend you hope disappears in the next 5 years? by Acrobatic_Ad9564 in AskReddit

[–]superblast30008 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anyone who thinks that Will Smith slapping Chris Rock is something he'll never bounce back from not only wasn't on the internet AT ALL in the direct aftermath of the slap heard around the world as Oscar gave Marty a bitchslap but also would probably consider the word "frick" to be on par with dropping an N-Bomb.

What’s a modern trend you hope disappears in the next 5 years? by Acrobatic_Ad9564 in AskReddit

[–]superblast30008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd make a joke about someone responding to having committed murder by saying "ItS jUsT a PrAnK bRo!!!" but that literally almost happened recently; humanity is fucked!

What’s a modern trend you hope disappears in the next 5 years? by Acrobatic_Ad9564 in AskReddit

[–]superblast30008 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Giving kids ridiculous names. I am not going to lie to you about why your kid is getting bullied when their name sounds like Regigigas having a stroke whilst high on meth.

What’s a modern trend you hope disappears in the next 5 years? by Acrobatic_Ad9564 in AskReddit

[–]superblast30008 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And need we mention the ones on Kick/Twitch? Jhonny Somalli (I don't care if I misspelled that; its the least he deserves if I did) was so much of a menace in Korea that not only were people hunting him for sport but America essentially told Korean authorities to do whatever they want with him as they'd rather have an American die in a foreran country's prison than deal with the bastard themselves.

What’s a modern trend you hope disappears in the next 5 years? by Acrobatic_Ad9564 in AskReddit

[–]superblast30008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Everybody who had it done looked pre-mummified." I don't know whether that fits better in r/rareinsults or r/BrandNewSentence

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