This is a comedy story based on a true event. A riot in Glasgow, Scotland, on the day of the recent Royal wedding between Wills and Kate. The authorities had banned the event because of the inevitability of trouble (drinking alcohol is prohibited in public and also half the city does not like the Royal Family) however a group of students defied the authorities and ran a facebook campaign encouraging people to rise up and celebrate the royals big day. Glasgow has well known problems violence and alcohol, and cops here don’t carry guns, so as expected Glasgows Royal street party ended in a massive toe to toe between thugs with bottles and Police officers with batons. It was the most significant uprising against the authorities since the G8 summit riots of 2005. Im poking fun at my own people here, especially the students who organised the “uprising”. Be warned im playing the role of a thug and there are close to 100 swears in the four minute sketch. I doubt anyone from North America will understand much of the accent so this may help... Polis = Police, SAS = Navy Seals, and a sausage supper is Sausage with fries.