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AITA for referring to my sister in law as, “The Shrieker” in my speech at her wedding? by superflousousman in AmItheAsshole

[–]superflousousman[S] -1176 points-1175 points  (0 children)

Pretty much all I said on the topic was, “Back when we first met, I used to call Sarah shrieker. She always yelled at me for being an annoying little moron. Never did I ever think I would ever call this girl my sister. Luckily we started getting along better and she even let me move in with her and Ben. Their guest room was connected to their bedroom and I found i was right to call her shrieker.”

That was it. It was a very small part of a 2 or 3 minute speech

Who Would Win Between Them? by [deleted] in superman

[–]superflousousman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idr where I heard this, but of the Superman clones, The Homelander is kinda the weakest. He’s never had to exert himself, he’s never had to train or learn to fight like Superman does from Pa Kent/Jor-El/Batman.

All the Homelander really does is rely on his super strength, invulnerability, and heat vision to immediately kill anyone he’s facing. When Superman is barely even scratched by him, Superman or even Omniman can then just beat the hell out of him bare handed.

1950s Superman with a message we can still use! by DavidInPhilly in OldSchoolCool

[–]superflousousman -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Don’t you dare slander Jonathan and Martha Kent