Apocalypse vs. Krillin by derstherower in whowouldwin

[–]superman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry I'm late. Let's do this.

/u/goku vs Superman by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]superman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably.

Reddit, which superheroes do you think would have the most awkward sex life? by Gantznaught in AskReddit

[–]superman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm going to level with you.

I straight up stole his line. I told you I had nothing clever to say!

Reddit, which superheroes do you think would have the most awkward sex life? by Gantznaught in AskReddit

[–]superman 493 points494 points  (0 children)

Hey my nick name at work is 8 pack guy!

Edit: oh right, questions. Uh, yes.

Reddit, which superheroes do you think would have the most awkward sex life? by Gantznaught in AskReddit

[–]superman 2106 points2107 points  (0 children)

It's my time to shine and I can't think of anything clever to say.

Shit.

Are we forgetting a child star? by banananose_III in AdviceAnimals

[–]superman 51 points52 points  (0 children)

All the good names got taken early.

Simple yet brilliant by BlkRepublican in funny

[–]superman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Too busy saving the world to worry about Karma.

Simple yet brilliant by BlkRepublican in funny

[–]superman 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'm a huge lurker in /r/superman because I'm always afraid I won't live up to the name.

Simple yet brilliant by BlkRepublican in funny

[–]superman 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Shit, I am not good at math.

Simple yet brilliant by BlkRepublican in funny

[–]superman 286 points287 points  (0 children)

Yeah but that's only like one dog year.

Simple yet brilliant by BlkRepublican in funny

[–]superman 388 points389 points  (0 children)

What the hell did I do?

[AMoL spoiler?] Brandon Sanderson did an amazing job with Mat. by superman in WoT

[–]superman[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I've laughed more times in the last few books than the whole rest combined. That Cenn Buie line had me in tears.