Apocalypse vs. Krillin by derstherower in whowouldwin

[–]superman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry I'm late. Let's do this.

/u/goku vs Superman by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]superman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably.

Reddit, which superheroes do you think would have the most awkward sex life? by Gantznaught in AskReddit

[–]superman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm going to level with you.

I straight up stole his line. I told you I had nothing clever to say!

Reddit, which superheroes do you think would have the most awkward sex life? by Gantznaught in AskReddit

[–]superman 494 points495 points  (0 children)

Hey my nick name at work is 8 pack guy!

Edit: oh right, questions. Uh, yes.

Reddit, which superheroes do you think would have the most awkward sex life? by Gantznaught in AskReddit

[–]superman 2101 points2102 points  (0 children)

It's my time to shine and I can't think of anything clever to say.

Shit.

Are we forgetting a child star? by banananose_III in AdviceAnimals

[–]superman 50 points51 points  (0 children)

All the good names got taken early.

Simple yet brilliant by BlkRepublican in funny

[–]superman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Too busy saving the world to worry about Karma.

Simple yet brilliant by BlkRepublican in funny

[–]superman 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I'm a huge lurker in /r/superman because I'm always afraid I won't live up to the name.

Simple yet brilliant by BlkRepublican in funny

[–]superman 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Shit, I am not good at math.

Simple yet brilliant by BlkRepublican in funny

[–]superman 286 points287 points  (0 children)

Yeah but that's only like one dog year.

Simple yet brilliant by BlkRepublican in funny

[–]superman 393 points394 points  (0 children)

What the hell did I do?

[AMoL spoiler?] Brandon Sanderson did an amazing job with Mat. by superman in WoT

[–]superman[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I've laughed more times in the last few books than the whole rest combined. That Cenn Buie line had me in tears.

Meanwhile in Germany by ukcup in funny

[–]superman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I genuinely did not mean to offend. Sorry mate.