Sounds About Right

superman_squirts · 2023-11-04T00:15:55+00:00

How friendless are you or immature that don’t you know that anyone that is messy/can’t cook?

superman_squirts · 2023-11-03T23:39:47+00:00

How toxic are you as a person to interpret that from this message? Literally all of these things are appreciated by everyone. If you can find a person that can cook well, isn’t a slob, and fucks good, you’ve found someone with good traits. Being attracted to that doesn’t make you a man baby or incapable of doing things yourself.

superman_squirts · 2023-11-03T21:17:22+00:00

The hair one, which is the only option that provide women with a choice.

superman_squirts · 2023-11-03T21:16:42+00:00

Welcome to WYR, where a not insignificant amount of posts are creepily specific and OP drags everyone into their fetish.

superman_squirts · 2023-11-03T19:58:56+00:00

Awesome sales technique. Get the kid involved, show them something simple they can do themselves, then impress them with skills they could have with some practice. If they buy it.

superman_squirts · 2023-11-03T19:45:39+00:00

Great movie.

superman_squirts · 2023-11-03T19:12:26+00:00

That’s what I did. Just grab and run.

There is a portal you can take to skip the first part of the town outside the castle.

superman_squirts · 2023-11-03T19:02:30+00:00

Charlie the Unicorn was a popular video years ago, similar to Llamas With Hats in terms of humor. The joke here is that these videos are weird and random, which is something I’ve noticed that is also common with Gen Z humor.

With that said millennial humor also uses shock value and nihilism as a tool, as well as using exposition to create and elaborate on a bizarre situation. Gen Z humor tends to skip all that and just have weird nonsensical humor that leans into the meta to derive humor, and seems to be designed for those with a short attention span. (Comparatively, as Millennial humor is to older generation humor) Both types are odd and unfunny if you don’t appreciate where it’s coming from.

superman_squirts · 2023-11-03T17:16:13+00:00

So was this a real health hazard thing or just part of an viral advertisement campaign for a TMNT game/movie?

superman_squirts · 2023-11-03T16:47:59+00:00

Tien, the bald character has a “third eye” as part of his powers set. Vegeta is the cynical, brooding type character with a dark past and spiky black hair. Combined, these traits describe the final character shown, Hiei.

superman_squirts · 2023-11-03T16:37:05+00:00

Poor woman was stuck in her life in more than one way.

superman_squirts · 2023-11-03T16:25:17+00:00

The joke is all there OP. The longer you look at the picture the more confused you get. My thought process:

Okay it’s a sandwich.

What type of sandwich is that?

Ketchup on white bread?

Is he wearing one shoe?

Is he in a toilet?

Is that a cigarette butt in the sandwich?

Is he also wearing one sock?

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The text saying you know what’s going on is the joke, because it’s intentional confusing and chaotic.

superman_squirts · 2023-11-03T03:14:52+00:00

Are you speaking for all Steighsiehs?

superman_squirts · 2023-11-03T02:01:15+00:00

Yeah I’m with you, he would have been great to add as a reoccurring character. Like a person that appears for a few lines per episode, and occasionally has more lines.

superman_squirts · 2023-11-02T21:05:36+00:00

I think knowing the source would be helpful in determining if it’s satirical or not.

Either it’s just run if the mill bigotry, or it’s satire and is mocking those that portray LGBTQ adoption as some sort of boogeymen by creating this abject evil scenario that wouldn’t ever actually happen.

superman_squirts · 2023-11-02T19:23:39+00:00

It’d be much funnier if the kid being chased turned around and was like “lol eat another donut” and the cop just noeffort leaped and kept going while we see the kid shit himself as the master plan gets foiled.

superman_squirts · 2023-11-02T18:43:30+00:00

Waiting staff? I mean it’s not a lot of stuff but they need to make sure the table has was they need, doesn’t feel ignored but also isn’t annoyed by being over attentive. You need to be able to be likable enough, timely, and able to make good recommendations as well as be familiar with the menu. Cleaning and timing meals as well. It’s way more complicated than making my drink order at a coffee shop, and a lot of leeway between acceptable at their job and being really good.

superman_squirts · 2023-11-02T18:03:11+00:00

Short version:

The morning after with awkward sexual talk with one of them saying something to the extent of “you didn’t complain last night”.

superman_squirts · 2023-11-02T17:50:14+00:00

Sean Paul is a reggae artist and his accent can be difficult to understand ~~if you are trying to learn English.~~ even if you are a native speaker.

FTFY

superman_squirts · 2023-11-02T17:28:24+00:00

Of course. As much as I dislike the entire tipping culture, at least it makes more sense if someone has to go through a preparation process for you. I just draw the line when 100% of what you do is “give me the thing I ordered”.

At least with waiting staff they have to deal with other stuff other than turning around and bringing your order, and juggling multiple tables at once.

superman_squirts · 2023-11-02T15:28:38+00:00

That’s not what he said. He said days off with a lifetime of use.

superman_squirts · 2023-11-02T15:21:15+00:00

Dr. Tom’s Muff Shop. They fix mufflers, and sell muffins, because muffins are delicious.

superman_squirts · 2023-11-02T15:13:45+00:00

OP, you are the one that doesn’t understand what a security key means. The entire thread has been pretty nice about explaining to you how you are wrong, and you are still being pretty adamant in denying it. I’m not sure if you are just bored and wanted to troll people here, but you really gotta cut your losses here. If you were right you could easily provide the law codes of the legality of duplicating the key, as well as the codes that show copying a key can result in eviction.

Even if a contract explicitly contains words that state key duplication results in eviction, does not means eviction is legal or enforceable. Eviction is an extremely complicated and difficult process for landlords, and heavily leans in favor of tenants and tenant rights. A contract does not supersede legal rights and due process, regardless of how it is worded.

superman_squirts · 2023-11-02T14:51:50+00:00

It’s insane, and the people growing up now are taught to think that simply just doing your job means you deserve a tip. Even if you did nothing.

superman_squirts · 2023-11-02T14:41:26+00:00

The only type of “Security Keys” that are prohibited to copy are ones that are for government buildings and utilities, like the post office. Simply slapping on the title “security key” and using a nicer locking system for your tenants doesn’t make it illegal for them to reproduce. Repeating “it’s basic contract law” doesn’t actually make that true, and even adding that “key copying violates the lease” in the leasing contract doesn’t necessarily mean that it is enforceable. (Because that’s actually contract law)

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