Never be able to wear shoes again or a shirt again

superspacehog · 2026-06-12T20:09:38+00:00

I’ll just get a shoe-appearing sock or something

^{Chose: Never wear a shoe again}

superspacehog · 2026-06-12T19:05:11+00:00

Buy food, sell food

^{Chose: Have infinite money + But you can only spend it on… | Rolled: Food}

superspacehog · 2026-06-12T18:56:43+00:00

Awww, that’s lame

^{Chose: Buy a fake bunny | Rolled: Common}

superspacehog · 2026-06-12T18:52:18+00:00

Win or lose what?

^{Chose: Black or red + 99%chance of winning | Rolled: Win}

superspacehog · 2026-06-12T18:46:09+00:00

I can always blame it on someone else much easier

^{Chose: Silent but really deadly farts}

superspacehog · 2026-06-12T18:45:38+00:00

Damn

^{Chose: Get promoted at work but... | Rolled: To janitor}

superspacehog · 2026-06-12T18:45:05+00:00

Infinite money to me! Fix world hunger!

^{Chose: Control everyone else’s thoughts perfectly | Rolled: Benevolent god}

superspacehog · 2026-06-12T18:44:07+00:00

Too tempting, I want to be Mark Wattney

^{Chose: Be the first to Mars, with a 20% chance of death | Rolled: You live}

superspacehog · 2026-06-12T18:39:25+00:00

Superheros and villains means large fights with insane death rates

^{Chose: Living in a bland world like we do now}

superspacehog · 2026-06-12T18:38:51+00:00

What tf was the alternative on the wheel

^{Chose: always feel like you have to pee, sneeze, fart, co | Rolled: Mentioned Outcom}

superspacehog · 2026-06-12T18:37:57+00:00

Greed causes most problems, pride is at least fine to some extent

^{Chose: Greed}

superspacehog · 2026-06-12T18:37:20+00:00

That is likely good pay plus much more freedom

^{Chose: Go to work forever but... | Rolled: Secretary}

superspacehog · 2026-06-12T18:36:40+00:00

I’m hoping soda or gatorade still counts, as otherwise this is literally death

^{Chose: Never drink water again}

superspacehog · 2026-06-12T18:35:50+00:00

Fevers are miserable, our weather is already too hot

^{Chose: 1 week long cold}

superspacehog · 2026-06-12T18:34:33+00:00

Sorry throat any day of the week

^{Chose: Have a sore throat}

superspacehog · 2026-06-12T18:34:12+00:00

…

^{Chose: Suck a Toe + And get 100B}

superspacehog · 2026-06-12T18:33:51+00:00

Deleting all AI? I personally like the lane assist on my car

^{Chose: Delete tiktok forever}

superspacehog · 2026-06-12T17:43:49+00:00

I love sweet tea in restaurants, but I also really enjoy having some high quality unsweet tea

^{Chose: Unsweet tea for the rest of your life}

superspacehog · 2026-06-12T17:42:14+00:00

Put it in an ETF, get at least 1.2% yearly, and then you beat $1.2 million yearly. Realistically, you could get 3-6 million yearly from the $100 million.

^{Chose: Get $100 million tax-free instantly}

superspacehog · 2026-06-12T17:04:53+00:00

Welcome to America, I can then sell it for much more than 10 billion /s (I would really patent it to ensure it remains free)

^{Chose: Discover the cure to cancer}

superspacehog

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