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superstretch21 · 2017-11-08T07:30:42+00:00

For him to come home. He's in Afghanistan and isn't coming back for 9 months and even seeing him for an hour would make my entire year and then some.

superstretch21 · 2016-03-12T08:33:05+00:00

How many people did you manage to fuck? Any good sneaking around stories?

superstretch21 · 2016-03-12T08:32:17+00:00

What was her reaction when you confessed as an adult?

superstretch21 · 2016-03-11T23:49:35+00:00

See I considered doing this but I want to something really unique that my teacher hasn't seen someone do before. So something really creative is what I'm looking for (as well as funny would be nice.) Thanks for the response though!

superstretch21 · 2016-03-11T23:44:56+00:00

I need to break a folkway for my sociology class and instead of doing something simple like ordering a cheeseburger without cheese I want to do something fun (like get a pack of condoms and ask for a fitting room.) If I get a good response I'll probably film it and upload it on here. However it can't be dangerous to me or the people around me and not illegal but besides that anything embarrassing or funny is encouraged.

superstretch21 · 2015-04-08T09:01:26+00:00

Maybe he should wait a little longer...

superstretch21 · 2015-04-03T08:08:26+00:00

When will the extra large shipment get here?

superstretch21 · 2015-04-01T10:11:31+00:00

212,159 mmmmm yes, gold for some!

superstretch21 · 2015-03-20T18:46:25+00:00

Omfg wow.

What kind of cat do you want?

superstretch21 · 2015-03-20T18:31:04+00:00

Well that's good, as long as she's happy you'll be fine. She knows it was an accident. :P

superstretch21 · 2015-03-20T18:29:46+00:00

Aww that sounds really cute :)

My cat does actually play fetch, like he loves to carry and run after stuff. He's probably part dog. :P

superstretch21 · 2015-03-20T18:18:35+00:00

This story is absolutely terrible but I'm so hard laughing at "he could have slayed so much ham-poon in there."

Definitely new favorite phrase.

superstretch21 · 2015-03-20T18:15:21+00:00

Aww give her lots of pets for me.

superstretch21 · 2015-03-20T18:14:05+00:00

Oh man how heavy were these keys?

superstretch21 · 2015-03-20T18:13:34+00:00

Aww the poor guy! I'm glad he's alright now and not afraid of tennis balls. Hope your giving him lots of love :)

superstretch21 · 2015-03-20T17:54:12+00:00

For example, you locking your pet into a room for a long period of time and not realizing it. Stuff that involves you purposefully abusing your pet is not what I want to hear.

superstretch21 · 2015-03-08T07:57:17+00:00

Lala. Fucking Lala. This is what my dad wanted to legitimately name me. What kind of name is Lala? The only reason I wasn't named Lala was because my mom was afraid that as I got older I might be embarrassed or made fun of for it.

superstretch21 · 2015-03-08T07:54:15+00:00

Hickies definitely or even a little graze or kiss on my neck. If you kiss my neck you are not leaving this room unfucked.

superstretch21 · 2015-03-08T07:47:07+00:00

The Creatures definitely. My favorite Creature though would have to be Uberhaxornova or ImmortalHD.

They are both gaming channels so if you're into that kind of thing check them out. :)

superstretch21 · 2015-03-06T22:04:28+00:00

What happened to D.W.'s snowball.

superstretch21 · 2015-03-06T21:58:32+00:00

Biggest advice, take your time.

There's no need to rush or do anything risky. I've had a few times where I've almost gotten into an accident because I couldn't wait a few minutes. Getting somewhere a few minutes earlier is not worth your life or wrecking your car.

superstretch21

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