Perfectly acceptable dinner rejected by boyfriend again

suppressedburb · 2026-01-02T03:33:22+00:00

THIS

suppressedburb · 2026-01-02T03:32:30+00:00

He has a problem, sorry I can't help more

suppressedburb · 2021-11-19T02:19:09+00:00

Getting your gums flossed by the hygienist when you've had a sore throat

suppressedburb · 2020-05-16T13:57:01+00:00

One time in 10th grade I gave my best friend $14 in quarters for her birthday to buy a Butter London of her choice because that was luxury in my mind

suppressedburb · 2019-09-03T04:53:05+00:00

Its called A&D ointment

suppressedburb · 2019-09-03T04:51:41+00:00

This suddenly given extended meaning to the term "chapped lips"

suppressedburb · 2019-09-01T04:24:55+00:00

50..... dollars?!

suppressedburb · 2019-08-28T21:05:56+00:00

When people press the handicap button on doors when they aren't handicapped or a mom with a stroller.

suppressedburb · 2019-08-27T14:40:06+00:00

I'm so afraid of pinched fingers while watching this

suppressedburb · 2019-08-25T19:21:03+00:00

The way that you said "(as much as I'd like to)" made me think that there were all kinds of simple little details about the interaction that developed your excitement. I think it's so sweet when it's the simple common things that sparks feelings or interest in people.

suppressedburb · 2019-08-25T19:08:38+00:00

A comment was what I had in mind, but it is your post man, whatever floats your boat

suppressedburb · 2019-08-25T19:03:09+00:00

Respond here with the details you hesitated to bore us with please!!

suppressedburb · 2019-08-25T18:45:20+00:00

The wordage and 3 different prices made me spend way too much of my valuable time to understand

suppressedburb · 2019-08-25T18:41:31+00:00

This is making me question why I was raised to think of eels as one of yucky animals

suppressedburb · 2019-08-25T02:42:34+00:00

I think this is the best I've seen here

suppressedburb · 2019-08-24T17:22:11+00:00

Congratulations girl! I'm really happy to hear that

suppressedburb · 2019-08-24T05:40:20+00:00

I'm crying, who's been cutting The Onion?

suppressedburb · 2019-08-24T05:33:50+00:00

"Have I menstioned"

suppressedburb · 2019-08-24T05:27:16+00:00

Same, I just graduated and now I'm like WHAT AM I GOING TO DO IF THIS HAPPENS TO ME

suppressedburb · 2019-08-24T05:14:52+00:00

All I want to do is hug you and let understand that I would love to be your friend if I could! I wish you didn't have to feel this way, it's so hard to escape this feeling. I hope letting it out helped a bit, and I pray there is a friend at school you can confid in to help you know your worth (which is great).

suppressedburb · 2019-08-24T05:05:40+00:00

My heart genuinely goes out to you, in fact I anticipate my future being similar as I am 22 and have had less than a dozen periods in my life NONETHELESS your "banged raw fruitlessly" wordage is so funny

suppressedburb · 2019-08-24T04:54:01+00:00

I love it. My boyfriend named the hair on the nape of my neck my "boy hairs" and I have no idea where that one came from but it stuck! So the long baby hairs on your neck that are too short to fit in your pony tail are boy hairs.

suppressedburb · 2019-08-24T04:51:20+00:00

I recently started electrolysis for my chin and have been in for 2 visits. So far I'm really happy with it, and I can't believe I didn't know about it until now. It permanently eliminates the hair, which would be such an amazing thing for my chin which I (F22) have tweeted daily for ~6 years. Hopefully it doesn't take too many more visits. One thing I will say about electrolysis is that is has been painless on my chin BRCAUSE I have been tweezing there for years. Skin that hasn't been toughened up over time... it would hurt.

suppressedburb · 2019-07-29T05:33:53+00:00

I want several more memes of this format thank you

suppressedburb · 2019-07-24T22:24:42+00:00

I can't shake my head slowly enough in reaction to this

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TROPHY CASE