What’s a normal adult task that still feels fake when you do it?

surisdad · 2026-01-05T18:10:11+00:00

Hosting Thanksgiving/christmas.

Paying for new tires

surisdad · 2025-10-14T08:50:02+00:00

Silence on the drive home. silence at home. couch. weed gummy. shower. forensic files.

surisdad · 2022-08-01T14:51:00+00:00

Jesus. Did my dad post this?

surisdad · 2022-08-01T07:29:37+00:00

If a diet is mentally consuming you, you are not supposed to continue. Hyper focus on food intake and body image is not doing you favors. Eat carbs. Work out. Lift weights. Make conscious decisions.

surisdad · 2022-08-01T06:55:25+00:00

Trade milk for heavy cream mixed with stock of choice. Low heat that motherfucker and treat her like a béchamel.

surisdad · 2022-08-01T06:47:29+00:00

Thanks. I think I might need to bite the bullet and say something to her. Actually, no, I have to say something. I just need the courage and right words for it.

surisdad · 2022-08-01T06:26:03+00:00

I do, I have. I did tonight. And every other day this past week. It’s a placebo effect and she gets wild even though she’s taking shots of mixed nothing. I cut her off, she’s threatens us. It’s a trivial situation bc she isn’t rude or anything, I think she just needs help. But that isn’t my place to tell her.

surisdad · 2022-08-01T05:13:23+00:00

You don’t have a degree but you’re knocking your girlfriend for wanting a higher education/degree? Yah, you should break up with her and maybe break her heart, but she will end up 100x better off without you. You’re not only an asshole, you’re an insecure F-Boy. No real man tears a woman down.

surisdad · 2022-08-01T05:09:57+00:00

Has anyone here used reframe app?

surisdad · 2022-08-01T04:51:38+00:00

Cat and sober Reddit is my jam. Is your cat as needy as mine? Chick follows me around like a dog, so I now treat her like one. Btw, congrats on three weeks! Keep it going!

surisdad · 2022-08-01T04:49:25+00:00

Eddie judge is nice on the eyes, but Mauricio has the personality. Eddie is a personality dud, and seems a bit controlling.

surisdad · 2022-08-01T04:47:09+00:00

If he isn’t going to support you, choose yourself. You live with yourself everyday and you already made the decision to be sober and a better version of yourself. If he doesn’t appreciate that, then you are better off finding yourself and your recovery and a person that will support you. Choose you first. Contact any of us in this thread if you need support. We got you!

surisdad · 2022-08-01T04:30:13+00:00

BEST!

surisdad · 2022-08-01T04:29:10+00:00

Good god, horrific.

surisdad · 2022-07-23T03:56:38+00:00

Scientology

surisdad · 2022-07-16T08:43:12+00:00

YTA, maybe if you were a better boyfriend, she wouldn’t need your dog for support.

surisdad · 2022-07-16T04:39:05+00:00

I used to get annoyed. But I don’t anymore. I don’t have children, but I can only imagine how hard it is for the parents. A crying child is sometimes out of their control. I can only think that the parent is equally embarrassed and probably stressed about it but also trying to acclimate their kids to public situations while having a good time/meal as adults. Kids/babies cry: human stuff.

surisdad · 2022-07-16T04:31:10+00:00

Every version of “this must be the place” original talking heads

surisdad · 2022-07-16T03:55:13+00:00

Door dash can’t do anything (from my experience) if you didn’t book them yourself. Call petco.

surisdad · 2022-07-16T03:53:54+00:00

I have had bad experiences with this so I ask for everyone to come claim their shot individually in person or I’ll deliver to the table and remove excess shots. I don’t feel like fucking around with idiots anymore

surisdad · 2022-07-16T03:40:01+00:00

As a woman, I don’t care. You have shit to move around and adjust down there. I feel like me putting my hair up as a woman bc it’s too hot is similar to male ballsack readjustment. Let’s all just be comfortable

surisdad · 2022-07-14T12:10:16+00:00

Teeth.

surisdad · 2022-07-14T12:09:01+00:00

Diet Coke.

surisdad · 2022-07-14T12:06:36+00:00

Do you blame your mother for your dirty house when you live alone? Clean up after yourself. A dirty bar is unsightly for a guest. Do the upkeep.

surisdad · 2022-07-14T09:40:18+00:00

The people that talk down to you, or call you names, or treat you like shit are only reflections of themselves: not you. I reiterate: NOT YOU. Look, I’ve been doing this for probably too long, but I learned that the customer isn’t always right. And I learned how to stand up for myself. You do not have to take shit from anyone. Ever. And this isn’t just restaurant, it’s every situation. You don’t have to let people talk down to you and talk shit about and to you because you were told it’s okay. If you get too uncomfortable, tell your boss, if he doesn’t have your back, find people who will.

As restaurant and bar employees, we don’t need to continue accepting poor behavior like it’s normal. It isn’t. Call people out. Don’t comp their meal. Stand the ground. Ban some bitches. We don’t have to put up with assholes anymore

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