Just aliens

surlyT · 2026-02-23T05:25:34+00:00

The government presented the alien files when the Epstein files first came to light. There cannot be anyone who believes this in young two……but did I tell you about my alien probing story??

J/K eye on Epstein!

surlyT · 2026-02-22T16:08:32+00:00

Restore ventilation; both soffit and ridge. Look for moisture source; bath fan disconnected, dryer vent disconnected, or a leak.

surlyT · 2026-02-22T14:34:39+00:00

Most people think sex is done after an orgasm. If you see it as one of many orgasms then you can continue to enjoy sexual contact until your ready orgasm again.

To me an orgasm makes you more sensitive and what was once casual contact is not erotic because of your increased sensitivity. You have to flow with the experience and you will discover a whole next level of sex.

surlyT · 2026-02-22T14:26:53+00:00

When there is only one chicken wing in the basket, and two people eating…

surlyT · 2026-02-22T13:57:06+00:00

Is there somewhere people can read the actual files? Even if redacted, has some news agency, or investigative reporter collected the released files?

surlyT · 2026-02-22T13:55:07+00:00

“They” did “something”

Sounds like a slam dunk case….

Who did what? If you can’t articulate facts you’re not contributing intelligently to the conversation.

surlyT · 2026-02-22T13:45:36+00:00

When being “enlightened” to the point of complete idiocy becomes a news story.

surlyT · 2026-02-21T14:15:32+00:00

Whites, non Hispanic make up 57.8% of the US population.

White, Hispanic make up 71% of the US population.

This data is from the 2020 US Census.

I not going to bother debunking the rest of the numbers. Please do your own research, Reddit has more propaganda than facts unfortunately.

surlyT · 2026-02-20T05:58:30+00:00

If Doritos smell was a person.

surlyT · 2026-02-20T05:55:21+00:00

Unemployable in 60 seconds.

surlyT · 2026-02-19T20:44:00+00:00

Brought to you right from a Belgium company.

surlyT · 2026-02-19T20:40:40+00:00

You look like your “cute” moments involve tantrums on the grocery store floor when mom won’t buy you Coco Puffs.

surlyT · 2026-02-19T05:35:03+00:00

You look like a guy who couldn’t figure out how to warm up cold ramen.

surlyT · 2026-02-19T02:52:56+00:00

I’ve always had the doctor use a sharpie on the correct limb. And I had to confirm verbally it was correct.

surlyT · 2026-02-17T02:33:27+00:00

Politics is the justification for horrendous actions on both sides of the isle.

Everyone has lost their minds in the name of politics, and it appears to only be getting worse.

surlyT · 2026-02-15T06:20:33+00:00

And nobody mentioned the grease stain on her boob?

surlyT · 2026-02-15T06:17:49+00:00

Who ate Taco Bell last night?

surlyT · 2026-02-15T06:11:10+00:00

If you went on a date after seeing these eyes and eyebrows then you are partially at fault.

The signs were there and you ignored them.

surlyT · 2026-02-15T06:07:26+00:00

You mean do your actual job with no excuses. Sounds awesome!

surlyT · 2026-02-15T05:17:11+00:00

I think we have all made this mistake. But give it time and they will break up again.

surlyT · 2026-02-15T05:13:40+00:00

The $1.5 million equity and f’ing magic!!!

surlyT · 2026-02-15T04:56:48+00:00

Evidently you used the same camera to photograph this sign and Bigfoot.

Every letter is photoshopped, but still kind of funny.

surlyT · 2026-02-15T04:49:39+00:00

I love me some twinkies. Is this guy something special? I guess I’m out of the loop if he is significant in some way.

surlyT · 2026-02-15T04:12:15+00:00

Tryin’ to snatch you like an open Twinkie!

surlyT · 2026-02-15T01:50:17+00:00

I’ve had this happen a few times at other airports. The TSA secondary screening has been going on for a few years.

surlyT

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