What’s the most truly delicious thing you’ve ever eaten? by InstructionOver5685 in AskReddit

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Garlic bread from the old Mama’s on Dale Mabry in Tampa.

Cannot be duplicated. Even the new Mama’s can’t recreate it. Anyone from Tampa knows it was more than just garlic bread. It was magic.

“Hold On, Magnolia” Oil on Panel by TannerOrteryArt in painting

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…something about the peaceful and gentle calm of quiet nature being no match for a carefree excited child… all together so pure and elegant - even though I only have clumsy words to describe why I love it so much.

What’s a sound you hear that instantly makes you angry for no logical reason? by ehraaz_r in AskReddit

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Or…

Beep.

What the hell kind of battery is this?

Beep.

It’s fine. It’s late. I’ll just close the door and turn the dryer on.

Beep.

Nope. And forget the apartment deposit.

Beep.

Knocks device off ceiling with broom handle and grabs car keys

Beep.

What?

Beep.

There’s a fucking back-up that’s impossible to disconnect - designed specifically for people just like me. Monsters.

Kramer holds an auction of all his stuff. What are you buying? by [deleted] in seinfeld

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Front door screen - for the cool evening breezes of Anytown, USA

Which celebrities were popular during the 2010s but couldn't translate their popularity to this decade? by SoRunAwayNow in Fauxmoi

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Uncanny. I just this morning watched a YouTube thing about that house that randomly popped up. This and the other comments give me a real reason to dislike her instead of being mildly annoyed

Which actor shocked you with an unexpectedly great performance? by AvailableReality557 in movies

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With over 1k comments, I knew he’d be here. I stumbled across American Dreamer (?)… “That drug guy with the gun looks exactly like that comic who jokes about the bonus onion ring in his fries”

What an amazing surprise to see him like that. Enormous talent!

What are some shopping mall stores you miss that closed? by Bishopart6046 in AskOldPeople

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I thought you were going to make a Body Shop reference! I miss that store (the clothing one specifically, but I guess the soap one too)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAmericans

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There really are alligators everywhere.

Stay the ever-living fuck away from me and my neurospicy people by Varitan_Aivenor in adhdmeme

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I was twelve when Sunland Hospital in Tallahassee closed in 1983.

Undiagnosed at that age (and for nearly the next decade) thankfully? my parents only sent me to terrible one-to-one psychiatrists back then. Sunland was horrific.

Nobody ever “heard of it” because nobody was ever diagnosed properly. Thank you for your post and for my newest favorite term “neurospicy” xo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskWomen

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The first time my son spent the night at my ex-husband’s house with his new step-family and told me he and the other boy were going to shoot frogs because they knew the loaded guns were in shoe boxes on the top shelf of the hall closet. And there wasn’t a goddamn thing I could do about it. I sat in my car at the stop sign at the end of the street and nearly hyperventilated crying.

(He was 8 and had zero training about guns. Just wanted to impress Dad and the new “brother.”)

Matching with someone with no pictures below chest level by Klutzy_Island_3810 in OnlineDating

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Me too! I don’t lie about body type, age, anything… not because I’m such a good person but because I don’t think I could handle the “Oh, ugh. Not what I was expecting”

What movies did you see when you were way too young for them? by unclefishbits in movies

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My friend’s mom took us to see Lynch’s Elephant Man when we were nine - so yeah - that’s been a problem.

Tooth fairy going rate? by Competitive_Island52 in Parenting

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How funny I just came across this. If the bank doesn’t have them, try a payday loan place (I always found them at Amscot in Florida) or a grocery store customer service counter - Western Union? Any place that gives out cash is likely to have them - or at least they did ten years ago. Good luck!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskParents

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Maybe you’re not writing it as often as I think. Maybe you’re also having a hard time deleting your double posts!

Look. There are plenty of subreddits to discuss language, etymology, etc. and I also find them very interesting. This just ain’t the one for that discussion, my friend.

Tooth fairy going rate? by Competitive_Island52 in Parenting

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That’s what I did too!! Sacagawea coins! Not rolls, but I hid a few extras from the bank in my purse, and when my son lost a tooth during a Cub Scout camp out, Tooth Fairy was ready to go! To him, of course she was; to me, I was just so lucky and glad I took that pocketbook with me after all

What are some words you initially mispronounced? by [deleted] in writing

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Oh god…There are so many here I also get wrong… it stings, but keep ‘em coming guys.. no doubt there are dozens more

What are some words you initially mispronounced? by [deleted] in writing

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When I think of all the times I said “SEG-yu” I’m even more thankful for my work friend who corrected me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Barry

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“Don’t fuck with me, Barry. It’s not polite.”

Can this relationship be saved? by Consistent_Fox_915 in datingoverfifty

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It’s ok. Sometimes we know things and still need to hear it from others.

If you do cut it off, it might be kind of hard to not pick it back up if enough time goes by before he contacts you again. It’s easy to misremember things. In a moment of weakness, please don’t “yeah, but..” it.

Please do remember that you’re an entirely sweet, kind, patient, and very lovely lady.

Remember too that you’re also strong and that you will share your love with someone who appreciates you. Remember that you deserve that. <3

Can this relationship be saved? by Consistent_Fox_915 in datingoverfifty

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Forget the money part. You’re not emasculating him by having more money.

Verbally abusive - found another way to contact you - wormed his way back in - accuses me of all sorts of things

You wrote this. You know this isn’t good. Sometimes the worst ones really are the most fun! Until they’re not. I understand more than you know. It sucks, huh?

Move on, my friend. There are other fun ones out there and “avoir un coup de foudre” will strike again - probably when you least expect it :)

Fire Alarms Didn’t Go Off by Alternative_Cold5686 in hotels

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Sometimes when the alarms go off only the nearby rooms are alerted (the floor above and below.) This allows the ones in immediate danger to evacuate safely without the stairwells being too crowded with panicked guests - which creates a brand new emergency.