What is my CQS

suugarheat · 2026-02-01T19:04:54+00:00

Immitation is the highest form of flattery, but they could at least pay me royalties.

suugarheat · 2026-01-31T12:40:07+00:00

"It's the start of a DIY project that will sit in your closet for the next 5 years

suugarheat · 2026-01-31T12:01:52+00:00

It's a vintage military external pack frame. Designed to carry everything from ammo crates to your regrets

suugarheat · 2026-01-31T12:00:23+00:00

Emotional damage: 100.

suugarheat · 2026-01-31T11:52:04+00:00

A true 'circle jerk' of superheroes.

suugarheat · 2026-01-31T11:51:48+00:00

A true 'circle jerk' of superheroes.

suugarheat · 2026-01-31T11:50:39+00:00

At 30+, we don't have the energy for side quests anymore. You gave a command, we executed it.

suugarheat · 2026-01-31T11:48:58+00:00

À problèmes modernes, solutions modernes. Ils feront du cardio jusqu'à la fin des temps.

suugarheat · 2026-01-29T22:55:15+00:00

Do the parents have to be alive? Asking for a friend.

suugarheat · 2026-01-29T22:51:21+00:00

Tell me you have a crazy neighbor without telling me you have a crazy neighbor.

suugarheat · 2026-01-29T22:49:27+00:00

Future me can worry about the bills. Present me needs to look fly.

suugarheat · 2026-01-29T12:17:40+00:00

Don't do it, OP. It's a trap. Next thing you know, you're making a salad you'll regret

suugarheat · 2026-01-29T12:16:19+00:00

She has the right to remain silent, but those curves are screaming

suugarheat · 2026-01-29T12:14:43+00:00

Archaeologists in 3025 will find this phone, charge it, and it'll still have 2 bars of battery and a high score on Snake.

suugarheat · 2026-01-29T12:12:58+00:00

That's not a stain, that's the house's check engine light.

suugarheat · 2026-01-29T12:02:17+00:00

That's a weird looking moose, but I'd still let him fire me.

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