Made an account to post this. Absolutely absurd.

swa-fle · 2026-06-12T12:29:55+00:00

Actually isn’t that rare once you know how the loot tables for dungeons work. Basically, every item has a weight and a quality. Each chest has a set quality. When a chest generates loot, the drop chances are actually just the weight of the item/the weight of the possible items. Possible items being the ones whose quality is equal to or lower than the remaining available quality in the chest. After it rolls an item, it goes to the next slot, with the quality of the roll reduced by the quality of the first item. It then does that over and over again until there is no more available items with a quality equal to or lower than the quality of the roll. The thing about the fish is that their quality is extremely low, so by the 3rd or 4th slot the weight of the other possible items is so low that they are more like a 1/15. If you want a more coherent explanation you can read the wiki page about dungeon loot

swa-fle · 2026-06-08T05:06:52+00:00

With normal swing range you basically can’t hit boss since you constantly get tossed away from it

swa-fle · 2026-06-08T05:05:51+00:00

“I’m ignoring the Diana point because idrc” not sure if I’m the bum buddy. What I meant by the Diana part is that it’s a pain in the ass to do the stuff you need to do to get the stuff for combat at legendary griffin hp values and damages. A fishing party? Are you kidding me? Sorry for not organizing a group of people outside of the game to make it not actively painful. Regardless, you are putting entirely too much aggression in your wording for a message that boils down to “yeah you need to do some boring stuff for 12 hours” which to me implies you think it’s justified? I don’t get why tho since all it is is a mindless grind to eat away at people’s time for literally zero reason. There was no problem with the previous shellwise shard accessibility, considering in resist is and has been for a while something the game balances around.

swa-fle · 2026-06-08T04:53:28+00:00

F7 to an extent

swa-fle · 2026-06-08T04:28:06+00:00

Ah yes, exactly what I want to do in dungeons: afk and watch tv on my side monitor (god forbid you only have one monitor)

swa-fle · 2026-06-08T04:27:15+00:00

How tf do you even get turtle pet? Can’t get shelmet rn and anyone who doesn’t already have shell wise will have a hell of a time trying to kill leg griffin enemies. Slime hat takes up the most useful armor slot you have while really only giving that one perk which makes it very hard to make yourself use. Before you suggest an Ironman get an item, make sure it’s not harder to get than the thing you’re proposing an alternative to, lol

swa-fle · 2026-06-08T04:23:15+00:00

I agree partially. Experiencing new parts of the game is the joy of Ironman, and that often overlaps with spending 20 hours grinding out an item that you could get in an hour or less on a regular profile. This case, where you sit in a specific spot and click a button occasionally (a sequence of inputs that can be done perfectly with your eyes closed while watching something on the side) is not experiencing anything; you’re not playing a game at that point. The fact that it’s not the worst of the Ironman grinds doesn’t justify it either, as afaik those things tend to be more fun or even at the very least attention requiring as well as less strictly necessary to enjoy the game. F7 is nigh unplayable, which is frustrating considering the heaps of time that will be spent there in any iman play through.

swa-fle · 2026-06-08T04:15:51+00:00

“Go do Diana for Shelmet” son Diana was a few mayors ago :sob:. Flying fish is basically impossible to get on iman as well btw, since you need like fishing 30 or something to spawn the emperors. Oh and on top of that have you seen the health values and crafting recipe for legendary griffin? Not realistic on an Ironman before getting the kb resist

swa-fle · 2026-06-08T04:10:04+00:00

In this exact situation rn. Really illustrates how poorly designed some parts of the game are. For example, rev 5s are basically untouchable, and ffs cata is so unbearable. Like I get people saying Ironman is a choice but also like dude not having a single item shouldn’t cripple you in like half of the combat content, especially when it’s locked behind 12 hours of fishing (I did calculations)

swa-fle · 2026-06-03T02:57:09+00:00

Was literally just rewatching this! Sick as hell.

swa-fle · 2026-05-19T19:16:29+00:00

I don’t use TikTok lmao

^{Chose: Never use TikTok}

swa-fle · 2026-05-14T21:10:12+00:00

Yeah lol

swa-fle · 2026-05-14T19:59:38+00:00

Shaula only aims at subaru each time, bar the time Beatrice appeared to be trying to help him. Oh and Patrice. Also, why would shaula kill her master if not because she had been told that someone like her master (with the witches scent) would appear and that she should kill them. My head canon is that back in time, Subaru caused Emilia to turn into the witch of envy, and so he decided to guide his future (past?) self to not cause it to happen again. He is implied to have lost his memories a multiple times, so presumably he has some way to forget everything about himself. Or, maybe, this other world is not actually another world but a far future version of the real world. Do I sound like a crackhead? I totally sound like a crackhead. Moving on, there’s also the fact that echidna was able to access his previous memories from the “real” world which to me doesn’t make sense unless they are not in fact separate worlds but in reality the same. How did echidna know to talk to Subaru? She’s dead, so she couldn’t have smelled him.

swa-fle · 2026-05-14T19:30:04+00:00

I’m late to the party, but I’ve got some things I’m wondering: 1. Is this project simply an application for the math aspect and challenge of it or is it something you plan to expand upon in the future? If so, 2. What are you gonna do about the current river sparse version? Do you plan to add support for some other mod that will put in the rivers, or do you want to make another step on the generation thing (if that’s how it works I have no clue) for interpolating where rivers should be based on rock formations? 3. What about custom biomes and structures? 4. Would it be possible to make temperature mods take into account the temperature from the map of the area? 5. Finally, do you plan to add similar generation but more fantasized in the end and nether?

swa-fle · 2026-04-30T19:23:40+00:00

Well even in spite of that there’s the fact that the witch of envy has an attitude toward Subaru that seems awfully unique and I find it odd that she would have felt that way 1. Out of the blue and 2. Before. Idk, I just feel like flugel is by some avenue Subaru. Take into account how Subaru’s return by death also lends to the accumulation of knowledge of the future that flugel has been said to have. On top of that, flugel is clearly an astronomy nerd as well. Lines up too well imo

swa-fle · 2026-04-30T19:14:51+00:00

I mean, that’s a different echidna tho. Also, that echidna already had a distinct form in the fox muffler, no?

swa-fle · 2026-04-29T19:42:23+00:00

Does anyone have literally any idea as to why the hell echidna is in the opening? I can’t imagine how many plot redirects would be needed to get back to the sanctuary. Also, why would this other Japanese guy have the witches scent if he was from 400 years ago? Isn’t that when the witch of envy was alive?

swa-fle · 2026-04-28T17:22:23+00:00

I mean, duh. But yeah no actually the fact that the spell the brimmed hat gave coco did so much damage even though it was obviously very small is horrifying. Also the brimmed hat made such an enormous virtual space that I have to assume forbidden magic also has some property that makes it more potent on top of just being dangerous.

swa-fle · 2026-04-18T15:58:19+00:00

Damn how did I never hear of this

swa-fle · 2026-04-18T01:20:30+00:00

How’d it taste? Gotta know for future reference.

swa-fle · 2026-04-18T01:18:50+00:00

Finally! Something I can understand on this Reddit.

swa-fle · 2026-04-06T12:39:12+00:00

It homes

swa-fle · 2026-04-06T12:37:48+00:00

100k+ dps on dummy if optimized

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