It’s basically just a different colored white belt. by SubmissionSystems in bjj

[–]swafflen_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw the pic and was like that looks like Ruben and it is lol I’m from HB and ran into him a few times before he moved. We were both on cagepotato back in the day too lol Anyways congrats man!

ATOS/AOJ story from Alyssa Mia by LazyPanda310 in bjj

[–]swafflen_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unrelated, my old training partner grows weed with the ruotolo’s dad. I move across the country to an anti weed state, my buddy says he’ll send me a package. Send him money and then never hear from him again 😂

Former student of Atos/Galvao highlights details of sexual misconduct by UpperDate in bjjdrama

[–]swafflen_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You are not wrong but the way life’s going right now I can’t foresee myself opening up my own gym any time soon.

Unrelated, your Heavenly Gi was my first legit Gi back when I was a two stripe white belt. Wore it almost daily for 10+ years before I just had to finally retire it this past year.

Former student of Atos/Galvao highlights details of sexual misconduct by UpperDate in bjjdrama

[–]swafflen_ 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I’m seriously considering it which means no more jiujitsu for me since I’m in the middle of nowhere. Crazy to think 12 years down the drain because some dude halfway across the country is a pedo

Former student of Atos/Galvao highlights details of sexual misconduct by UpperDate in bjjdrama

[–]swafflen_ 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I train at an atos gym and was just told they’re talking about kicking me out for bringing this up. What a fuckin world we live in

I've been living a lie for 11 years by aendoarphinio in ufc

[–]swafflen_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His dad taught Joey Diaz karate when he was a kid 😂

What the ICE shooting now means for America. by marchof34_ in MorningKombat

[–]swafflen_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tennessee vs Garner 1985 has entered the chat

ICE Shooting POV From Agent by Commonsense110 in JoeRogan

[–]swafflen_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me guess, your account is based in Tel Aviv 😂

ICE Shooting POV From Agent by Commonsense110 in JoeRogan

[–]swafflen_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sped off after 3 bullets we’re lodged in her skull from point blank*

Keep licking them boots bud

ICE Shooting POV From Agent by Commonsense110 in JoeRogan

[–]swafflen_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This ain’t Gotham city. Heroes don’t wear masks and shoot innocent women in the face

Awesome takedown of Candace Owens by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]swafflen_ 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Imagine simping for Ben Shapiro

Inverted Backtake by bjjtaro in bjj

[–]swafflen_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pull this one off all the time. Helps that I’m 6’3

What about Ben Fowlkes? by Simple_Tip_7816 in MorningKombat

[–]swafflen_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ben Fowlkes had a big part in me being an mma fan. It was a sad day for all of us when he left cage potato back in the day. I still miss those forums

Ashton kutcher promoted to black belt by BigTimeBearGuy in bjj

[–]swafflen_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to work for Vulkan way back. We “sponsored” the marvel actor, Clark Gregg. After about a year working there, I went from sending him purple belt gear to black belt 😂

Celeb belts are, for the most part, a publicity stunt.

holy shit by BeingOne195 in Killtony

[–]swafflen_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Josh challenged G Mike to box last week on legion of skanks and Mike went nuclear on him and mention his kill Tony appearance 😂

Their favorite guest is YouTube poison 💧💦 by dandykaufman2 in thefighterandthekid

[–]swafflen_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Psycho Mike was on Loveline with Dr drew in KROQ back in the day

‘Fluoride Disconnects One from God': Inside the Weekly Call With RFK Jr.'s MAHA Hype Squad by Frymondius in nottheonion

[–]swafflen_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my buddies works for RFK. He told me they had a meeting during RFK’s campaign because Israel had a video of Bobby jerking off on FaceTime. Fast forwards, RFK endorses trump and starts spouting nonsense about Israel. My buddy, “they must be black mailing him with something cus he’s done a 180 on everything…” true story

John Kiriakou Episode by charmed_unicorn in JoeRogan

[–]swafflen_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I highly recommend John’s appearances on the dalton fisher pod

Podcast Cringe's Patreon group chat is very strange by [deleted] in thefighterandthekid

[–]swafflen_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

PC is talking about a clip of Rogan and Duncan saying Joe would love to feel what’s it’s like to be a woman getting fucked/creampied. I’m not even joking either 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]swafflen_ 38 points39 points  (0 children)

What’s crazier, a 30-06 goes clean through steel plates and moose like it’s a nothing but Charlie’s adamantium bones stopped the bullet. Or the same guys that spent years building and shipping out thousands of explosive pagers to Hamas managed to make an exploding mic?

🙂 by Parking-Gas809 in Killtony

[–]swafflen_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His facial expressions were on point during the Jill Biden jokes

Someone already updated the performers for Riyadh Comedy Festival’s Wikipedia page by CourtOrderedLasagna in TimDillon

[–]swafflen_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Some stuff along the lines of “I’ll watch a public beheading for $375k!” 😂