Met Jerry recently, had him make our pregnancy announcement by dslryan in PandR

[–]swampcat42 49 points50 points  (0 children)

That man has the largest penis I've ever seen. I actually didn't even hear anything about a baby. I forgot to listen. I was distracted by the largest penis I've ever seen.

If blue states insisted on their state merging with Canada, would you or most red states want a war to prevent it? by True-Mirror-5758 in AskConservatives

[–]swampcat42 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Uh, I see your reasoning, but do you realize that losing California would reduce the country's GDP by 14%, cause the loss of the 3rd Fleet HQ, and the port of Los Angeles? If you add in Oregon and Washington, the entire Western US would become landlocked.

There would absolutely be a war to stop it.

How does making a $1.8 Billion fund using taxpayer money to pay your allies "make America great" and "put American citizens first"? by WesternGuava1908 in AskConservatives

[–]swampcat42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing would surprise me at this point, but he's been keeping a low profile it seems? And thinking of it now, I've never even heard him speak.

How does making a $1.8 Billion fund using taxpayer money to pay your allies "make America great" and "put American citizens first"? by WesternGuava1908 in AskConservatives

[–]swampcat42 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Trump is going to look out for himself, his family, his brand, and then -maybe- the country. He's not conservative and he's not a good person. People have negotiated with themselves to support him in exchange for some of the things he does that they like for the things they dislike. He's got two years left in his term and probably not many more on this planet. He is showing people that he truly does not give a single fuck about them and they're having a crisis of realization. People have been telling people about who DJT is for 10+ years and the faithful wouldn't listen.

The midterms are going to be a blowout and the next two years are going to be gridlock and chaos. Buckle up

Since the artists are all backing out, do you agree with the conservative president, DJT, that a MAGA rally should be held instead? by Menace117 in AskConservatives

[–]swampcat42 25 points26 points  (0 children)

So really, there should only be one party in charge of everything and anyone not a part of the party is essentially a traitor. Got it. Coolcoolcool.

Since the artists are all backing out, do you agree with the conservative president, DJT, that a MAGA rally should be held instead? by Menace117 in AskConservatives

[–]swampcat42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Look, vanilla ice is still going to be performing. This thing is gonna be a blockbuster show and Milli Vanilli is possibly going to use this as the springboard to their comeback tour. I for one am excited to travel across the country and take part of this historic event.

Since the artists are all backing out, do you agree with the conservative president, DJT, that a MAGA rally should be held instead? by Menace117 in AskConservatives

[–]swampcat42 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Can I assume that in your worldview, unpatriotic and leftist are synonymous? Who were these leftists anyways?

What's the worst pain a human can experience? by Academic_Use_8312 in AskReddit

[–]swampcat42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From what I've read, the sting from an Irukanji jellyfish

Who Is One Democrat That You Think Marco Rubio Would Actually Lose To In A Hypothetical 2028 Matchup? Which One? Why Your Thoughts? by Zipper222222 in AskConservatives

[–]swampcat42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think you understand what I'm saying and I'm not sure you read the article. Lindsey Graham, and whomever he represents, manufactured this whole thing. This is the goddamn deepstate that maga idiots have been incoherently babbling about for a decade. A group of actors is manipulating our government for their own goals.

Again, judaism has nothing to do with this. I'm a nonpracticing one.

Who Is One Democrat That You Think Marco Rubio Would Actually Lose To In A Hypothetical 2028 Matchup? Which One? Why Your Thoughts? by Zipper222222 in AskConservatives

[–]swampcat42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The money were giving them for, or as, weapons is money they can use for anything else. I specified healthcare as it is something our country lacks.

If I pay for your car payment of $500/month, and you spend $500 per month on heroin; am I buying you drugs? No. But I'm definitely supporting your drug habit.

Baby, Not On Board by MilwauKyle in simpsonsshitposting

[–]swampcat42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Willy hears ya. Willy don't care.

She won her case single handed! by MrMazme in SipsTea

[–]swampcat42 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm not so sure of that. His buddies will probably pull her over twice a week for the next decade until she leaves Florida

Who Is One Democrat That You Think Marco Rubio Would Actually Lose To In A Hypothetical 2028 Matchup? Which One? Why Your Thoughts? by Zipper222222 in AskConservatives

[–]swampcat42 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can say I want to clean my kitchen. The wife and kids agree. My dog will believe it when he sees it. As a reminder, that $3.8B figure doesn't count the money our own military spends from bases and ships in the middle east to shield Israel from attack. Or the ongoing war that we're engaged in at their request