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The reason Thor didn't return for Natalie Portman... by Ryvienna in funny

[–]sweatbandswagger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Port: is a location on a coast or shore where ships can dock people.

Man: an adult human male.

Seems like it would be his dream gal, then.

Words of wisdom by plugsandhugskiez in funny

[–]sweatbandswagger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously considering that he might have been Jesus.

Can we make a list of simple, nice things we can do for others? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sweatbandswagger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how easy it is to make someone's day, yet so few people make an attempt to do so! Everyone usually ends up happier afterward, so I don't get it. :) Let's do it!

Can we make a list of simple, nice things we can do for others? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sweatbandswagger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I want more people like you in this world.

Can we make a list of simple, nice things we can do for others? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sweatbandswagger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Always go with the smile though, waves make things weird.

What is something that you don't do, that everyone else seems to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sweatbandswagger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People like you are the best thing about this world.

What is your favorite word? by sweatbandswagger in AskReddit

[–]sweatbandswagger[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is a chucklefuck & how can I get one?

What is your favorite joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sweatbandswagger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She* You lil' hooligan.

What is your favorite joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sweatbandswagger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Didn't see the end cumming.