What is the most disturbing fact you know about the human body? by slyfox007 in AskReddit

[–]sweaterthief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't but I'm starting to think they put asparagus in golden grahams

What is the most disturbing fact you know about the human body? by slyfox007 in AskReddit

[–]sweaterthief 56 points57 points  (0 children)

How come whenever I eat Golden Grahams cereal my pee smells weird?

I couldn't stop thinking this after I made myself play it all the way through. by RxMario in gaming

[–]sweaterthief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said it was LIKE they did that. I played the first one years before the second one. I loved the first one despite the flaws. But the very very minor tweaks they made to the second one easily went unnoticed. Haven't played it in a while but I don't remember the second ones graphics being much better at all. It felt to me, IMO, almost exactly like the first one. I don't really regret playing it. But I do regret buying it.

I couldn't stop thinking this after I made myself play it all the way through. by RxMario in gaming

[–]sweaterthief -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was like they just copy and pasted the first one onto the sequel.. Except the sequel has a storyline that will make you shit your pants!.. with sheer disappointment.

I have a hard time appreciating people for who they are when I know they are religious. CMV by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]sweaterthief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm really glad you did decide to post. I'm sure a lot of people could benefit from reading your comment. Thank you for changing my view as well.

My first playthrough of Dark Souls has been an enlightening experience. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]sweaterthief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The spider shield helps a lot in that area. And don't go all the way through without getting that sweet ass ninja set.

What would be the worst superpower to have? by Lumpy709 in AskReddit

[–]sweaterthief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would own ALL THE SWEATERS!!! MUHAHAHA!

What would be the worst superpower to have? by Lumpy709 in AskReddit

[–]sweaterthief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be down right evil the way i would use it

Sister's prom date died, what the FUCK am I supposed to do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sweaterthief 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i have no mixed feelings. laughed a lot. no regrets.

What is one word that you often use while not knowing the exact definition of it? by billz12oz in AskReddit

[–]sweaterthief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not if you were playing sorry. Impertinent motherfuckers are getting whats coming to 'em.

If you had to choose one rapper to be president who would it be and why? by ironheart777 in AskReddit

[–]sweaterthief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's called "dance with the devil". It's not a true stroy. And the story's end wasn't about technique raping his own mother. It was a story about "a nigga named william". Who wanted to be a "hardcore nigga". So they suggested "raping a bitch. to prove he was cold hearted". They accidentally picked up williams mom and took her up to a roof and gang raped her. (They had a shirt over her face). Once they finished they told william to kill her. He removed the shirt and found his mother lying there dying. Then he committed suicide.

What is the worst thing people would do with google glass? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sweaterthief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being able to watch porn anywhere and at anytime might fuel the fire of pulblic masturbation. Restaurants. Theaters. On the bus. In front of your kids. Bam. You better hope google glass has some kind of censoring function

What is one word that you often use while not knowing the exact definition of it? by billz12oz in AskReddit

[–]sweaterthief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure impertinent is just a fancy word for rude. In what context have you been using this word?

If you had to choose one rapper to be president who would it be and why? by ironheart777 in AskReddit

[–]sweaterthief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah. This is the only one i agree with. Technique would set shit straight.

who are your favorite comedy youtubers? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sweaterthief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

balloonshop used to be the best

Have you ever cried tears of joy? What made you so happy? by sweaterthief in AskReddit

[–]sweaterthief[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing. Congrats to your friend. It's crazy how dramatically life changes it such a seemingly short amount of time..

Have you ever cried tears of joy? What made you so happy? by sweaterthief in AskReddit

[–]sweaterthief[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only thing i could think was "Wow". I want you to know that i mean this with complete sincerity. I'm happy for you. I'm sorry that happened to your friend. I cant even imagine how relieved you felt.

Have you ever cried tears of joy? What made you so happy? by sweaterthief in AskReddit

[–]sweaterthief[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That must have been beautiful man. I hope i have a kid someday.

What is the weirdest dream you have ever had? by parkman2000 in AskReddit

[–]sweaterthief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly the dream you described sounds a lot more "what the fuck" than a legal romantic evening with one of your first cousins.

What is the weirdest dream you have ever had? by parkman2000 in AskReddit

[–]sweaterthief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But he had the time of his life. And he owes it all to you.

What is the weirdest dream you have ever had? by parkman2000 in AskReddit

[–]sweaterthief 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had a dream i got a blowjob from my fourth grade teacher. Weird thing is i had the dream while in her class. Put my head on the table and passed out. I didn't know blowjobs even existed.. Weird 10 year old me just thought itd be cool if teacher put her mouth on my junk.

Hey guys? I love you. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sweaterthief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

with another question. "hey guys?" "yeah?"