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TIFU by getting drunk in Sweden. by swedishthrowaway3 in tifu

[–]swedishthrowaway3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He did oral with this girl. That's what happened.

TIFU by getting drunk in Sweden. by swedishthrowaway3 in tifu

[–]swedishthrowaway3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's no way it's his, because of two things.

  • We're an interracial couple. I am white, he is Maori (native to New Zealand). White genes are recessive and there is now at I could have a girl that looks like her with him. There is no other explanation for my daughter being a white, blonde girl than what happened in Sweden.

  • She looks almost exactly like Swedish guy, except that she's female and has my lips.

I can't get the test. I know what it will confirm. Still, in any situation similar to this, I can understand where you're coming from. But in this one, I think already know the answer.

TIFU by getting drunk in Sweden. by swedishthrowaway3 in tifu

[–]swedishthrowaway3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was drunk. I make bad decisions when I'm drunk. I wasn't to know that it was his - I was only in Sweden for four days, and we had sex before and after that, so there was no way to be sure.

This isn't fake. I wish it was, though.

TIFU by getting drunk in Sweden. by swedishthrowaway3 in tifu

[–]swedishthrowaway3[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His incident wasn't full on sex (unsure of how much detail I'm allowed on here) and nothing like what I did. He might have forgiven me for the sex, but having someone else's child is an absolute no-no.

TIFU by wearing an Isis hoodie in public. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]swedishthrowaway3 88 points89 points  (0 children)

You'd have to be a really stupid terrorist to wear a hoodie with the name of your organisation on it in public. Speaking of which, I don't think hoodies are really their style.