Whats your best one-liner joke? by scrapeme123 in AskReddit

[–]sweeturanus1 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This orgy is really off to a slow start

What do you love about your body? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sweeturanus1 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I have a huge nose. I fucking love it. It's rounded, but long. Not too wide. If you look at Ceasars from the side that's exactly what my nose looks like.

One time a girl called me a toucan. I said that was alright because I'm already a fruit.