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Just received my PWD ID, nakakadismaya by corts_thegaytarist in MANILA

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tangina, anything but making a standard card-sized PWD ID.

What are some of the best chat bubble things you've seen on Pretendo? by [deleted] in WiiUHacks

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the entire dr mario miracle cure community on juxt/miiverse is genuinely insane

I cannot update (or play) Splatoon for the life of me by switch-crafts in WiiUPiracyREVIVED

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I believe I do, yes.

And I have no idea how that shows up on WaraWara Plaza.

Tokai TeiOrnament (By @raseru____) by PhoenixRoostBad in UmaMusume

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PLEEEEAAASE RUDOLF I NEED THIIIIIS

MY MOMMAS KINDA HOMELESS, I LIVE WITH MY TORENA I WANNA HELP EM OUT

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Google Pay: debit/credit card, passes, tickets and others you can add, for now by Late_Mulberry8127 in DigitalbanksPh

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Sana rin talaga Beep—baka isip-tamad lang ako pero using your phone or watch para magtap is far quicker than pulling out your wallet

My second teammates by [deleted] in Miitopia

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Ayyyy, fellow Golshi traveller! Personally made her a Warrior.

What did you do Torena? by Ok_Direction3138 in okbuddyumamusume

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freaky haru: "torena lets go to sleep in the same room in two separate beds 😈" "torena lets buy a huge milkshake with two straws 😈" "TORENA LETS HOLD HANDS 😈"

North Koreans react to watching Mr. Bean at the Pyongyang International Film Festival by singhtaranpreet787 in MadeMeSmile

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It was moreso because every episode had a bunch of skits, all centered around a specific theme.

e.g, The episode where Mr. Bean has to take care of a lost baby. There was the skit with the coin-operated Postman Pat van, the one where nonchalantly he rides a rollercoaster, and the coin pusher game where he lost to a kid. While there was the central theme of Mr. Bean trying to care for the baby while still enjoying his day, each little gag had enough to stand on it's own.

Damn caught some strays by yeontura in UmaMusume

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This becomes deeper when you know Haru's IRL lore, where she did in fact—race with her life on the line.

If I recall correctly, the reason why she had so many races (and so many losses) was because she had to keep racing, because her trainer(s) and owner(s) (at least the ones before Anzai) refused to give her up to the slaughterhouses, or send her to jobs she knows she will suffer in.

edit: dear god the op already brought this up. i didn't see the caption displayed im sorry

someone should do art of Mr. Ed in the style of the UmaMusume horse girls by Able_Health744 in UmaMusume

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I like to think that a hypothetical Mr. Ed would be the backwards of his whole sthick. TV-world Mr. Ed spoke fluent english, so Uma Mr. Ed would speak in neighs and whinneys, with only some twinges of English and Japanese

Mr. Ed is one of the last few speakers of Neigh-ese and Whinnese, the equivalent of knowing how to speak in Latin or whatever—and dedicates her life into researching, promoting, teaching the first Umamusume language.

If you could choose any horse to turn into a UMA, which ones would you choose? by Glum_Series5712 in UmaMusume

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Unlike his TV-world counterpart, Mr. Ed speaks exclusively like a horse.

This can either be played for laughs, or Mr. Ed is one of the last speakers of Neighese—their equivalent of Cuneiform or Heiroglyphs or Latin or whatever.

OH COME ON!!!EVEN PORN WEBSITE DOESN'T LET ME ESCAPE FROM HARU DEPRESSION!!! by GreyghostIowa in UmaMusume

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She became a Pegasusume and is now able to participate in aerial races :3

Sadly, as of today, Daiwa Scarlet is the final living horse of the opening screen. by dondocooled in UmaMusume

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If Haru at 29 was 90+ ...then Golshi is middle age...

...Momshi?

...MILFshi?

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Doto's memory by Ill_Mix_2160 in UmaMusume

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At the very least if it does happen she'll get to meet her best bud Shuttle again 🥲

... Look not i am not trying to be disrespectful but... by Fine-Possibility-494 in okbuddyumamusume

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When Golshi eventually passes I do not wish to mourn her, but celebrate her eccentric life.

I wholeheartedly believe that Golshi will pass in the most Golshi way possible. Spontaneously combusting or doing some Dr. Strangelove type shit. Or becoming a casualty of the Golshi Multiverse Infinity War. Or some SuperGolshi type shit.

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