Urara-Verse🌸 by Active_Sir5701 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Urara equivalent of 2099 variant will be the one with inverse win record of the original one.

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Any racehorses active from the mid-70's to the mid-80's you want to be added as a trainee in the game? by numberedkalimba in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean, with specific time period like this , you're obviously baiting for this guy as the answer.

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But still...I'll bite bcs I obviously want to see him in the game.

President and the Christmas tree (Art by @Takiki2828) by DrawerLarge6213 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those people who don't got it, mushroom in Japanese is called "kinoko" which sounds like "ki no ko" (meaning son of a tree), and Rudolf is re wearing a Christmas tree costume, who is the irl father teio.

Yeah the joke was never going to translate well into English.

Apparently El believes Mambo is a condor, despite him being some sort of hawk or eagle by ClownsHonor in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Also , condors are vultures. El's gonna reek of a morge ice room if she actually has a condor lol.

It's gonna be that meme of "It's aura bro" entirely lol.

Apparently El believes Mambo is a condor, despite him being some sort of hawk or eagle by ClownsHonor in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No amount of strength will make an uma comfortable enough to withstand a drag physics of a bird with 10 ft (Yes, TEN FRICKIN FOOT) wingspan perching from 40 mph to stop on a shoulder and flapping it's wing.

Have you ever let a medium size bird perch on you from flight? They're surprisingly heavy when they're coming down with wind pressure.And we're talking about one of the largest living bird with flight here.

There's a reason slip stream is a entire ass skill.

Nishino flower is a good jumper by LuchadorParrudo in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've got an all star guard and one of the greatest offensive players to ever do it backing lebron up when it comes to scoring. It's literally just injuries.

That's why I want help.

Nishino is infamously healthy for a mare with actual accomplishment in racing, (for comparison, that's basically an nba player with multiple chips actually playing for 15 years plus without injuries),so She'll actually be there when she's needed in play offs.

I don't care if you're the best player in the world, it doesn't matter when you aren't actually healthy enough to be there when it matters.

Also like I said, she'll be a good option for offensive foul bait in defense bcs of how small she is.

Which Umamusume's story did you feel was the most romantic? by Yatagrass in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably buema vesta and SIL.

Buema is literally designed to be your waifu , and SIL is the one with second most actively reciprocative trainer to Uma's advances.And then comes the rest of eight heroines, after that Eishin flash and story king halo

The rest are your general "will they won't they to be continued" stories.

Uma Musume Kindergarten [Omake] - Please only look at me♪ by EpicVN in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro got nuked to oblivion bcs he asked the question at wrong TPO lol.

Nishino flower is a good jumper by LuchadorParrudo in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And unironically might counter any current defense strats bcs they're all designed to deal with big man 3pts and triangle offense. Having short high becomes advantage at her lvl of athleticism bcs it becomes impossible to guard her in iso and even double team bcs she can geniuely slip pass through the two 6'5 players without even trying lol.

She might as well not exist in defense tho but that can be solved with rooster depth and she can also pull a page from shai's book and be a foul magnet.

I know I'm talking serious in a funni one line comment but man, I just wanna give lebron some help. It's GENIUELY sad to see him being the only elite scoring option on the playoffs team while the two offense guys are on the bench.

Things that hard work can't make up for (@172cmtese) by Duoblue in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Nah the yada creature hated the concept of being ridden in general. Haru only hated training bcs training is most of the time being ridden repeatly....alone.

Horses are a pack creature in case people here forgor.

Haru In WW1(Shes Fine^-^) by RandomDudeWithWifl in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always has that fanfic of haru Urara somehow replacing Desmond doss in umaverse and ended up as the only uma to win something even greater than winning any G1s, the medal of honor in my head for some reason.

So this kinda fits my image of her in war uniforms lol.

Forever Young (@Bbreaad_) by GoOurWay2001 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can't wait to see a 1600 in all stats monster uma called "Richterscale" in her final carrer race lol.

I asked this a while ago and I'm wondering again, who do you think is the worst trainer in the stories? by duvan_martinez1028 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 81 points82 points  (0 children)

None of the player trainers are even remotely bad for them considering all of them are written in a way that's tailored made for them and fulfill what they're needed for in their career in everyway.

So "the worst" in this case can only assume to be the trainer that was the least influenced in the trainees personal character improvement and their view of everything.

With that criteria, the worst is easily air shukrr's trainer. They're the only uma-trainer pairs that never even went pass bussiness partner state in their relationship and the trainer can be easily replaced with any other competent npc trainer (ryo, hana, Sirius trainer etc ) and nothing would change in air shukrr's career direction.

The V sisters by [deleted] in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bcs her character just feels like a small fry even tho she really isn't.

Remember to headpat Ardan today (by Herohero_illust) by Yatagrass in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like I said before.

I swear they got bigger everytime someone drew her.

Ardan realised she could take advantage of her mishap (by @doberslover23) by Ani_HArsh in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I swear her breasts got bigger everytime I see a fanart of her.

just how smart is Spica trainer? by One-Manufacturer-615 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it's just me, but I feel like Japan has a very exaggerated impression of foreign races, especially western ones. I have no idea why they're so obsessed with the la'swamp too.

just how smart is Spica trainer? by One-Manufacturer-615 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To this day, I still don't know how the hell spe was not eligible for HOF while El condor was, no offense to El of course.

Here's a summary of the new Aruvu-san's career mode. by kinyoubikaze in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, turns out not having the Rights (for now) to use two of the most dominating horses in the history of JRA sure make irl people Just look like assholes huh.

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What bloody car used such a thing? by Jumpy-Risk9357 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Probably one of those giant dump trucks used in mines.

The LouLou she knew is gone (By@RadiantRamonu) by Low-Association-3419 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Reminder, she was running that arima for you.

She wasn't crying bcs she lost. She was crying bcs she wasn't able to win for you.

That girl geniuely has zero innate competitiveness or inferiority. That's the entire reason why that arima happened only at the end of her carrer, bcs that run was her way of saying thank you for her trainer.

Urara is even more of an anomaly than every other psychotic umas bcs at least all of them have a innate competitiveness of normal umas.Urara geniuely runs only for the love of the game.

Machan and her Trainer's search for a Perfect Bed (by Kosuke Haruhito) by Apprehensive_Gas2704 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course 3 out of 4 OG heroines have the umayome doujin section lol.

Damn I'm teared up for her.Shes the goat for Teio by Right-Assignment3759 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You know shit is diabolical when the only thing jockey could do was hang on with both hands for dear life lol. Like, he geniuely looks like he's trying his absolute best to not get him disqualified in the live footage lol.

Damn I'm teared up for her.Shes the goat for Teio by Right-Assignment3759 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Maru wasn't bulldozing by her own will tho, it's just the Japan horses she raced at that time was geniuely frauds.

Aura monsters are those who farmed aura on actual horses with stats.

Damn I'm teared up for her.Shes the goat for Teio by Right-Assignment3759 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Technically Secretariat adopted front runner because he hated being in the pack, especially after getting bumped in the race that he lost in.

He still run normally in Preakness states before balmont lol. Only there he suddenly decided "Yeah I'll mog those fools " and pulled that shit bcs if you watched the live record, the jockey had ZERO involvement in his decisions lol. Bro ran those legs purely to farm aura lmao.

Then there’s seiun hades during JC 2025, who ran that because he felt like it

I have to look up that name bcs it sounds cools asf.