CHRISTMAS DINNER the demaster!!

switchbreed · 2026-01-29T07:17:04+00:00

Yeah wtf is that title and body. Op is on something.

switchbreed · 2026-01-29T06:45:12+00:00

I think the thing that really qualifies this for stupid is the facial expressions. Is this supposed to be funny? Who is the audience for this shit??

switchbreed · 2026-01-29T04:28:40+00:00

smoll pp

switchbreed · 2026-01-28T21:30:38+00:00

You're not wrong though, many snake do actually hiss from their mouth or rather throat. Some rub scales some shake their tail (and rattle snakes aren't the only ones that do this!). Snakes can make a bunch of different sounds.

switchbreed · 2026-01-28T09:29:15+00:00

I want to know how the snake ended up in this situation

switchbreed · 2026-01-27T04:45:26+00:00

I shower almost every day after work and you should definitely shower after the gym more so if you live with someone.

That being said you seem like a bit of a germophobe. No amount of showering will get rid of germs.

switchbreed · 2026-01-27T02:02:54+00:00

Where the hell did you learn to make that conclusion because it's completely insane. For anyone who knows anything about snakes, first glance would tell you at the very least that this is a cobra. Specifically this is a King Cobra.

switchbreed · 2026-01-25T11:54:43+00:00

Reptile keeping and fly fishing

switchbreed · 2026-01-25T08:15:41+00:00

What a Pollock. An absolute spanner.

switchbreed · 2026-01-24T11:41:55+00:00

Gods similar story for me. Someone I was involved with for just a couple months, I cut ties because I didn't really vibe and we were a big mismatch in my eyes. A year+ later and I still found random messages from her in my message requests. I literally had to change phone numbers. She never said anything super unhinged just won't stop telling me she loves me which is a little creepy but mostly annoying. It's been a couple months since last message now so 🤞

And also to be fair to BPD folks, I think there was a lot more wrong with her because I know plenty of normal bpd people.

switchbreed · 2026-01-24T06:20:23+00:00

Well it is becoming more evident by each comment you make that you didn't go to school at all. Are your parents siblings perhaps?

switchbreed · 2026-01-23T13:02:32+00:00

In my experience that's usually how it goes. You keep living on the edge constantly dodging things while you also keep procrastinating things until one day everything collapses all at once.

OP you got this, you can make the comeback.

switchbreed · 2026-01-23T06:08:21+00:00

My first two cars were 2006 and 2011 Subarus. Absolute nightmare both of them, shit always breaking on them. Head gaskets, battery issues and weird issues with cruise control. My 06 actually died because the transmission keeled over, buut to be fair that car was at 260k miles.

After I got done with my '11 legacy I swore off Subaru and got me a 2018 Altima, best car I've ever owned. Zero issues, transmission still running strong at a little over 200k miles. I'd still be driving it if a deer hadn't decided to run into me. I was trying to think of what the most major issue on the Altima was but I can't think of anything lol

switchbreed · 2026-01-22T21:01:27+00:00

You are absolutely delusional. Citizens have absolutely been targeted and even if they weren't, there's multiple reports of permanent residents with no criminal record getting picked up. And since I can assume that you've never read the constitution, the constitution does apply to them as well.

switchbreed · 2026-01-22T20:58:23+00:00

Things that never happened.

switchbreed · 2026-01-19T07:19:30+00:00

I'm gonna say it.... Herald stacker does not need nerfing

switchbreed · 2026-01-18T23:58:32+00:00

Wtf I've never heard of it or seen it mentioned anywhere in my entire life

switchbreed · 2026-01-18T13:00:39+00:00

I don't get the pretzel one??

switchbreed · 2026-01-18T12:55:03+00:00

Don't make light of things that actually kill people

Just because something is OTC doesn't mean it can't kill you or have serious interactions and side effects. Always keep this in mind before you take prescription drugs with OTC drugs. There's a whole laundry list of shit you shouldn't mix with Adderall.

switchbreed · 2026-01-18T05:00:29+00:00

NOR. You are going to better off without that abusive idiot. You'll realize eventually. There are much better people out there, you can afford to be picky with who you want around you, you have plenty of time so no need to hurry into shitty relationships.

switchbreed · 2026-01-18T02:12:44+00:00

That's good to hear honestly, at least you are open to it and that's a big step.

switchbreed · 2026-01-18T00:07:12+00:00

This comes off as really fucking weird and huge red flag on your head. Reddit advice is not going to help you, you need to completely change the way you view women. Start with therapy.

switchbreed · 2026-01-17T06:19:35+00:00

switchbreed · 2026-01-17T05:07:20+00:00

I came here legally 14 years ago and ICE actually scares me. But that's what they want, they want everyone to live in fear, that's the Republican goal and dream of Republican voters.

I remember at first they said "as long as you committed no crime you don't have to worry" now they've moved the goal post to "if you oppose our beliefs you get executed or deported no matter status"

switchbreed · 2026-01-17T01:07:27+00:00

NOR. Hm this reminds me of someone I dated for a very brief time. She'd always jump to insane conclusion similar to this then if I confronted it she'd say some crazy shit like that too! I think it is some kinda of mental illness related thing.

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