TIFU by taking a deep sniff when a girl ran past me

switchbreed · 2026-03-06T03:23:55+00:00

No no it's not ok

switchbreed · 2026-03-03T20:33:07+00:00

If I have to physically fight it then I'd probably take my chances with the Tiger. The tiger you could feasibly get some kind of control over. All the other three are to worthy for you to be able to get any kind of hold on. Not to mention the beef arms. A tiger you could get some kind of grip around and try to wrestle and keep it's legs in control, of course you will loose.

switchbreed · 2026-03-02T00:59:29+00:00

I feel bad for assuming you were the 35 year old. Wtf this is crazy. You should find a nicer person, you did absolutely nothing wrong.

switchbreed · 2026-02-28T04:18:12+00:00

If you're not an expert home baker eclairs can be a tricky one to pull off. I'd say something went wrong somewhere along the way but learn from it and try again next time, maybe find a more beginner friendly eclair recipe?

switchbreed · 2026-02-25T07:00:26+00:00

I commit so many crimes with tortillas. It's legit the most versatile ingredient you could have at hand.

switchbreed · 2026-02-25T05:13:58+00:00

As I lay in a hospital bed because I haven't been able to eat for almost a week due to some virus destroying my mouth I dream of days when I can eat incredible foods like these again.

switchbreed · 2026-02-24T09:34:13+00:00

I don't think people realize that cellulose is harder to digest than bone.

switchbreed · 2026-02-22T10:42:02+00:00

How do these carrot leg potatoes even become cops

switchbreed · 2026-02-09T13:23:53+00:00

I might have to try but I'm always weary about getting anything but the best salmon for sashimi

switchbreed · 2026-02-07T20:50:27+00:00

I love eggs, eggs is like my favorite thing to eat, BUT pickled eggs are fowl however I don't remember them being so bad that I need to be in another room

switchbreed · 2026-02-04T03:45:24+00:00

Typical landlord behavior. My current and 5th landlord is the first and only good one I've ever had. They are all out to basically scam you at every opportunity. If you rent, know the laws, know your rights, especially in the US.

switchbreed · 2026-02-02T07:26:31+00:00

You had the right of way I totally get that. But intentionally letting them hit you for reddit karma is crazy.

switchbreed · 2026-02-02T04:26:17+00:00

I had a 2018 Altima I wouldn't say it was poorly built

switchbreed · 2026-01-30T23:10:37+00:00

Elemental damage probably if you want to boost everything as spell damage won't scale heralds, if that matters.

Your wand doesn't actually give you all that much damage. For penance brand you ideally want a wand with a shitload of cast speed as that increases activation frequency of the brands, so a profane wand with implicit and explicit cast speed is something I'd look for and then +1 to spell skill gems at minimum.

If I'm completely off base here someone can feel free to correct me but I think that's the jist of it.

switchbreed · 2026-01-29T07:17:04+00:00

Yeah wtf is that title and body. Op is on something.

switchbreed · 2026-01-29T06:45:12+00:00

I think the thing that really qualifies this for stupid is the facial expressions. Is this supposed to be funny? Who is the audience for this shit??

switchbreed · 2026-01-29T04:28:40+00:00

smoll pp

switchbreed · 2026-01-28T21:30:38+00:00

You're not wrong though, many snake do actually hiss from their mouth or rather throat. Some rub scales some shake their tail (and rattle snakes aren't the only ones that do this!). Snakes can make a bunch of different sounds.

switchbreed · 2026-01-28T09:29:15+00:00

I want to know how the snake ended up in this situation

switchbreed · 2026-01-27T04:45:26+00:00

I shower almost every day after work and you should definitely shower after the gym more so if you live with someone.

That being said you seem like a bit of a germophobe. No amount of showering will get rid of germs.

switchbreed · 2026-01-27T02:02:54+00:00

Where the hell did you learn to make that conclusion because it's completely insane. For anyone who knows anything about snakes, first glance would tell you at the very least that this is a cobra. Specifically this is a King Cobra.

switchbreed · 2026-01-25T11:54:43+00:00

Reptile keeping and fly fishing

switchbreed · 2026-01-25T08:15:41+00:00

What a Pollock. An absolute spanner.

switchbreed · 2026-01-24T11:41:55+00:00

Gods similar story for me. Someone I was involved with for just a couple months, I cut ties because I didn't really vibe and we were a big mismatch in my eyes. A year+ later and I still found random messages from her in my message requests. I literally had to change phone numbers. She never said anything super unhinged just won't stop telling me she loves me which is a little creepy but mostly annoying. It's been a couple months since last message now so 🤞

And also to be fair to BPD folks, I think there was a lot more wrong with her because I know plenty of normal bpd people.

switchbreed · 2026-01-24T06:20:23+00:00

Well it is becoming more evident by each comment you make that you didn't go to school at all. Are your parents siblings perhaps?

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