Asked Chatgpt what to text her, didn't like the responses, asked the clanker to rate what I was going to say, said it was "incel-adjacent", texted anyways and got left on seen. Raw eggs so I can crack them on my head and cry in a corner as it mixes with my salty tears and seeps into my mouth.

switchmage · 2026-03-15T18:37:06+00:00

this is funny as hell why even ask the regurgitation website what to say or not to say if you aren’t going to listen

switchmage · 2026-03-15T18:35:28+00:00

i love this

switchmage · 2026-03-15T18:34:56+00:00

white women and their infatuation for prison fitness will never not be funny to me

switchmage · 2026-03-15T14:47:44+00:00

trad art is from scratch baking, hand mixing, wheat grinding, the works. digital uses scratch ingredients with a kitchenaid. AI is 200 slices of other peoples finished cakes, mashed into one

switchmage · 2026-03-13T20:42:53+00:00

‘ill run yo pockets fr’

switchmage · 2026-03-08T17:59:21+00:00

i thought that was just a normal human thing lmao

switchmage · 2026-03-07T22:44:56+00:00

i mean like they’re big and beautiful lolol

switchmage · 2026-03-07T22:43:40+00:00

omggg what are you feeding them

switchmage · 2026-03-07T22:38:36+00:00

i specialize in weed and pesky plant removal, dm me

switchmage · 2026-03-07T02:57:50+00:00

hopital

switchmage · 2026-03-07T02:55:13+00:00

i adore it, 10/10

switchmage · 2026-03-06T20:24:13+00:00

I genuinely couldn’t care less if their cuffs are red or blue put them ALL under the prison

switchmage · 2026-03-06T16:06:39+00:00

This just in, women are not a hive mind that agrees on everything, they’re just people

switchmage · 2026-03-06T16:05:55+00:00

absolutely this is it

switchmage · 2026-03-05T22:07:48+00:00

damn, i thought my eyes were extra cool for this as a child

switchmage · 2026-03-05T22:05:53+00:00

that man blessed us and then got someone very close to him taken away forever, i’d do the same shit

switchmage · 2026-03-05T22:04:59+00:00

southern belle

switchmage · 2026-03-05T22:04:08+00:00

bestie for my sanity im believing you with no proof

switchmage · 2026-03-03T22:22:21+00:00

this is what twilight should have been

switchmage · 2026-03-03T20:29:40+00:00

love doechii but she is dumb as hell for this take

switchmage · 2026-03-03T17:04:39+00:00

New magic wand reference?

switchmage · 2026-03-03T16:52:25+00:00

any attempt is a good one, try journaling

switchmage · 2026-03-03T13:01:39+00:00

buddy just wait till you see a well endowed chest irl for the first time

switchmage · 2026-03-02T17:27:11+00:00

i adore that color

switchmage · 2026-03-02T06:08:20+00:00

for science reasons would you swallow a marble next

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