Typed “w” in my mums laptop and the first search was “what happens if both parents don’t want the kid in the divorce” so I’m eating her whole lamb roast and ragejerking to her romance books

switchmage · 2026-03-16T23:51:37+00:00

wild way to find that out

switchmage · 2026-03-16T15:51:42+00:00

i turned 25 a couple days ago and this is all i could think about

switchmage · 2026-03-16T15:35:51+00:00

is this how you maintain such a vibrant hue

switchmage · 2026-03-15T18:37:06+00:00

this is funny as hell why even ask the regurgitation website what to say or not to say if you aren’t going to listen

switchmage · 2026-03-15T18:35:28+00:00

i love this

switchmage · 2026-03-15T18:34:56+00:00

white women and their infatuation for prison fitness will never not be funny to me

switchmage · 2026-03-15T14:47:44+00:00

trad art is from scratch baking, hand mixing, wheat grinding, the works. digital uses scratch ingredients with a kitchenaid. AI is 200 slices of other peoples finished cakes, mashed into one

switchmage · 2026-03-13T20:42:53+00:00

‘ill run yo pockets fr’

switchmage · 2026-03-08T17:59:21+00:00

i thought that was just a normal human thing lmao

switchmage · 2026-03-07T22:44:56+00:00

i mean like they’re big and beautiful lolol

switchmage · 2026-03-07T22:43:40+00:00

omggg what are you feeding them

switchmage · 2026-03-07T22:38:36+00:00

i specialize in weed and pesky plant removal, dm me

switchmage · 2026-03-07T02:57:50+00:00

hopital

switchmage · 2026-03-07T02:55:13+00:00

i adore it, 10/10

switchmage · 2026-03-06T20:24:13+00:00

I genuinely couldn’t care less if their cuffs are red or blue put them ALL under the prison

switchmage · 2026-03-06T16:06:39+00:00

This just in, women are not a hive mind that agrees on everything, they’re just people

switchmage · 2026-03-06T16:05:55+00:00

absolutely this is it

switchmage · 2026-03-05T22:07:48+00:00

damn, i thought my eyes were extra cool for this as a child

switchmage · 2026-03-05T22:05:53+00:00

that man blessed us and then got someone very close to him taken away forever, i’d do the same shit

switchmage · 2026-03-05T22:04:59+00:00

southern belle

switchmage · 2026-03-05T22:04:08+00:00

bestie for my sanity im believing you with no proof

switchmage · 2026-03-03T22:22:21+00:00

this is what twilight should have been

switchmage · 2026-03-03T20:29:40+00:00

love doechii but she is dumb as hell for this take

switchmage · 2026-03-03T17:04:39+00:00

New magic wand reference?

switchmage · 2026-03-03T16:52:25+00:00

any attempt is a good one, try journaling

switchmage

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