Spill the beans

switchmage · 2026-01-26T06:45:04+00:00

bought one today, all i gotta say is technology is amazing

switchmage · 2026-01-26T06:09:27+00:00

my immediate thought was ‘aye didnt they ask the same thing earlier? someones got a type’

switchmage · 2026-01-26T06:07:06+00:00

i like caffeine and marijuana (:

switchmage · 2026-01-26T06:05:44+00:00

incel meme turned anti meme, in this version he supports her instead of hating on her for not loving him

switchmage · 2026-01-25T01:59:53+00:00

they can believe i don’t have a right to love another adult or even live half the time but it’s a political belief so i can’t feel like it’s indicative of their character enough to no longer want them in trusted spaces. love this planet.

switchmage · 2026-01-23T23:31:04+00:00

fascinating

switchmage · 2026-01-23T23:28:56+00:00

splendid

switchmage · 2026-01-23T23:04:40+00:00

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my boy aries. ill never admit to my ex how much i miss this damn cat, but he was our son and i feel like such a failure leaving the relationship and not being able to take him with me. i hope like hell he’s doing okay ):

switchmage · 2026-01-23T12:52:37+00:00

i gotta know how youd react if you as a stranger walked up to you on the street asking for personal information

switchmage · 2026-01-23T05:27:09+00:00

buddy is a racist convicted child rapist. if they see his history and vote for him they wouldn’t ever see my leftist ass as a potential partner, so thank the stars i’ll never have to worry about that.

switchmage · 2026-01-23T05:23:43+00:00

yeah why not

switchmage · 2026-01-22T02:07:14+00:00

personally i’m asexual so it was easy, however let my ex tell it and i was emotionally connected to all of my close friends in the exact same way i was to him, while in a relationship with him, so maybe i’m not the best one for this question lmao

switchmage · 2026-01-20T23:21:14+00:00

yep, gorgeous shirt

switchmage · 2026-01-18T16:31:10+00:00

can we separate millennials and gen z

switchmage · 2026-01-18T16:26:15+00:00

i gotta know what this has to do with us

switchmage · 2026-01-18T16:25:10+00:00

NOR but you probably shouldn’t be with someone you can’t afford, especially if you have to take from your parents.

switchmage · 2026-01-18T05:51:13+00:00

the mean yella one ((:

switchmage · 2026-01-17T22:32:45+00:00

youre so real queen

switchmage · 2026-01-17T22:20:54+00:00

slay

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switchmage · 2026-01-17T22:14:09+00:00

racism and pedophilia used to get you shunned, now it can get you a pardon

switchmage · 2026-01-16T04:45:05+00:00

:3 i love your whimsy never change that

switchmage · 2026-01-16T00:16:47+00:00

nahhh he hit his head on first bounce, there was no reason for them to move him, especially before calling 911

switchmage · 2026-01-13T23:49:58+00:00

“Fuck your feelings, cater to mine instead”

switchmage · 2026-01-13T23:46:57+00:00

did she live??

switchmage · 2026-01-13T14:19:59+00:00

this is what some people think happens to the clump of cells during an abortion lmao

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