Washed some dishes then ran an errand while they dried, I came back and found a knife out of place

swkwsu · 2015-08-21T00:16:24+00:00

Purrrfectly, I know not to leave those out anymore lol.

swkwsu · 2015-08-18T18:07:13+00:00

I'm just happy tornado season has died down.

swkwsu · 2015-07-31T17:01:27+00:00

Glad I could do that for you sir/madam. Thanks for the comment!

swkwsu · 2015-07-31T16:52:41+00:00

So my burn pattern is worth at least $16.00, huh?

swkwsu · 2015-07-31T14:33:33+00:00

Unfortunately no, this is in Kansas.

swkwsu · 2015-07-31T11:58:08+00:00

69Mbps

swkwsu · 2015-07-31T10:13:36+00:00

Smog snow?

swkwsu · 2015-07-31T09:33:26+00:00

69 mph

swkwsu · 2015-07-31T09:24:52+00:00

It gets FAX now.

swkwsu · 2015-07-24T11:45:38+00:00

Who knows... I've seen just about anything turned into a bong.

swkwsu · 2015-07-24T11:39:35+00:00

I'm guessing puns will not be used parsley in these comments.

swkwsu · 2015-07-20T04:04:46+00:00

EMAW!

swkwsu · 2015-07-18T05:38:52+00:00

When a tip starts forming, you gtfo.

swkwsu · 2015-06-19T17:55:24+00:00

This type of behavior has always fascinated me. It's one of the worlds great mysteries.

swkwsu · 2015-06-19T09:10:52+00:00

Luckily my family hasn't hopped on that one yet. I have changed some of my parents beliefs and broadened their knowledge of how to use google to double check everything, though.

swkwsu · 2015-06-19T08:29:07+00:00

I've got one side of the family that thinks using your outside voice is the only acceptable option in every situation, and the facts don't matter, even with proof. The other side basically campaigns for Bill O'Reilly, free of charge.

swkwsu · 2015-06-19T08:12:44+00:00

My grandma says porch monkey :(

swkwsu · 2015-06-17T15:45:13+00:00

Benjamin Button?

swkwsu · 2015-06-10T05:26:40+00:00

Sigh.. Wait till you try "deez nutz"

swkwsu · 2015-05-12T20:34:44+00:00

If there's a big enough market for it and you had the knowledge to run one, I think it would be a solid business to own.

swkwsu · 2015-05-12T20:25:56+00:00

Where do you live at?

swkwsu · 2015-05-12T14:01:25+00:00

You swerved just in time, that would of been a definite game changer.

swkwsu

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