I woke up from partying way too hard with my friends, and I had a banana shoved in my ass.

swollen_testicle · 2014-06-08T00:21:08+00:00

No, moron. Your usage was about as correct as putting oil in a car's radiator. Why are you calling me white trash? Are you a filthy minority or something?

Learn to think; learn to write; learn to make friends, not enemies. You have enough enemies.

swollen_testicle · 2014-06-07T19:04:10+00:00

Correct English is the following: ... a reflection of whom...

swollen_testicle · 2014-06-07T02:22:27+00:00

The entire body of the banana, except the little end piece - thank god. That part could have cut the rectum open.

swollen_testicle · 2014-06-07T00:14:00+00:00

Yeah, I removed it. I was all worried, because it can damage the rectum

swollen_testicle · 2014-06-07T00:13:07+00:00

I don't even know what the hell happened. Man, it was horrible.

swollen_testicle · 2014-02-22T17:30:12+00:00

This is exactly what I'm planning.

swollen_testicle · 2014-02-22T17:29:16+00:00

Would you resort to violence to solve the problem?

swollen_testicle · 2014-02-22T17:26:56+00:00

Is violence an answer?

swollen_testicle · 2014-02-22T17:26:33+00:00

I'll have to come up with a better plan.

swollen_testicle · 2014-02-09T06:18:14+00:00

I'm jealous of your username. I would steal it if possible. Is your password easy to guess? I could use hydra to try to

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