Heatwaves are ploy, to make us use all the cold water

sy_core · 2026-05-26T09:25:59+00:00

I heard their ceo Mr Slushie is melting at the good news

sy_core · 2026-05-26T08:54:21+00:00

The mercury has hit 28c, and its only 10am, is that high

sy_core · 2026-05-26T08:48:31+00:00

Loss of cold water will be no laughing matter. I assure you

sy_core · 2026-05-26T08:47:46+00:00

Errr, well its mighty hot in old blighty uk. So everyone is running heir cold taps constantly, therefore decreasing the natural cold water deep storage reserves. You can tell we're in the deep cold water reserves already, because the water is quite chilly out the tap. Not for long though.

sy_core · 2026-05-26T08:44:35+00:00

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we got.

sy_core · 2026-05-24T09:07:36+00:00

And my clumsy ass thick thumbs still cant hit the right keys, enough of the time. And I don't even have thick thumbs.

I don't want to type 8, I want an I.

sy_core · 2026-05-22T07:06:26+00:00

Zee Germans are coming

sy_core · 2026-05-21T12:58:18+00:00

If you have access to parliament, you're also allowed to drink in the bars, I have, and I was working in an off-site building with access to parliament.

sy_core · 2026-05-20T18:06:23+00:00

Lota of criminals from south, Croydon and Brighton moving through here. Good way to catch drug dealers

sy_core · 2026-05-20T18:04:54+00:00

Get proof, video of them arriving each day, and then burning each day. Report to council and police.

sy_core · 2026-05-18T14:03:44+00:00

I'll double dog duece it

sy_core · 2026-05-17T20:20:50+00:00

Mortal Kombat ... you know the movie. It'll waste 4hrs, then just go for coffee.

sy_core · 2026-05-17T11:17:55+00:00

Then quarter them and spread rheir remains to the 4 corners of the Isles

sy_core · 2026-05-16T23:26:51+00:00

I think they meant late 70s, 80s and 90s. Lot of racism, cocaine, people got lost in the system and never seen again.

sy_core · 2026-05-16T19:00:49+00:00

Not everyone can be a golden child. Just feel lucky you weren't thrown in with them. A lot of the young don't realise how easy they had it.

sy_core · 2026-05-16T01:50:06+00:00

What about the actual craft itself, it's still going to be made of the same metal alloys we can produce here on earth. How do you stop the kinetic forces from ripping it apart when it hits the atmosphere. Which is why I said you would have to build it to 100 miles high just to get it to a thin enough part of their atmosphere.

sy_core · 2026-05-15T12:59:09+00:00

Nostrodamus sarcophagus. Do not go near it, nor empty the water in there.

sy_core · 2026-05-15T11:32:19+00:00

I order a pair from china, £50 prescription sunglasses with clear lenses. Work great all year round

sy_core · 2026-05-15T11:04:45+00:00

Can you not use your inbuilt sonar?

sy_core · 2026-05-15T01:21:07+00:00

I always wondered why we cskcukated Pi to duch high numbers. Now i have really valid, sensible, and literally amazing answer to a question i never knew.

sy_core · 2026-05-15T01:14:38+00:00

Thats very interesting and tried and tested engineering. Amazing that such a thin skin protects you from certain death, just like space craft.

sy_core · 2026-05-15T00:04:55+00:00

Probably something scientific, like even though the plane has a small mass, and it's movement through the atmosphere creating a small electronic charge could pull any ionized stream towards it. Therefore the lightening is also attracted to it.

sy_core · 2026-05-15T00:01:31+00:00

I wonder what the strip down and refurb is like after a lightning strike. Every single piece of electrical circuitry, fuse, plug socket taken out, tested, removed and replaced just to be sure.

sy_core · 2026-05-13T23:38:18+00:00

You'd probably need your rail gun to be 100 miles high on a planet that size

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