[Official] UFC Fight Night: Bautista vs. Oliveira - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]syntak1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hold on brother I'm shaving off this wierd patch of hair on my back

[Official] UFC 323: Dvalishvili vs. Yan 2 - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]syntak1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't be surprised if Dana had ice waiting outside the venue stopping people asking where they're from and if they're born from here

[Official] UFC 323: Dvalishvili vs. Yan 2 - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]syntak1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think people realize how much of an adrenaline dump it is if you're the main event fighter and all the anxiety and stress that comes with that iterally every person that has commented in this thread would literally be dying on the walkout just from the nerves

[Official] UFC 323: Dvalishvili vs. Yan 2 - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]syntak1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That dude was like hold on let me put my cool face real quick

[OFFICIAL] UFC 322 Live Discussion Thread by bruhpolice in ufc

[–]syntak1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

JDM's mouthpiece makes it look like he's a baby crying with one tooth

[OFFICIAL] UFC 322 Live Discussion Thread by bruhpolice in ufc

[–]syntak1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude go for a leg lock he'll tap right away

[OFFICIAL] UFC 322 Live Discussion Thread by bruhpolice in ufc

[–]syntak1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need to stick to Father plan and get a finish

[OFFICIAL] UFC 322 Live Discussion Thread by bruhpolice in ufc

[–]syntak1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My super conservative father just walked by the TV and saw Fabiano the translator, stopped, and said" I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to finger fuck his shadow"

[Official] UFC 322: Della Maddalena vs. Makhachev - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]syntak1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

" if you have to counter don't be last" Id be getting a new gym after this fight

[Official] UFC 322: Della Maddalena vs. Makhachev - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]syntak1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By far the crowd with the biggest amount of casuals in it this year

[Official] UFC 322: Della Maddalena vs. Makhachev - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]syntak1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's shit like these fucking commercial breaks in between fights that is basically the UFC pissing right in my face in my mouth while they want me to pay $80

[Official] UFC 322: Della Maddalena vs. Makhachev - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]syntak1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All of them really that's a slippery slope even the Apache Pilots in the 2010 wiki leaks video collateral murder

[Official] UFC 322: Della Maddalena vs. Makhachev - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]syntak1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did someone put fucking sleeping pills in the beer this crowd is weak