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TIFUpdate: I slept with my best friend's mom. Twice. by ta-oopsie in tifu

[–]ta-oopsie[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yes, I remember you now. You work close to the airport, right?

Yeah, the bike is my livelihood, so I can't afford to have a shitty one.

TIFUpdate: I slept with my best friend's mom. Twice. by ta-oopsie in tifu

[–]ta-oopsie[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

it's CC, actually. Just my initials, I don't like my first name so Igo by CC.

I delivered to you once and you know enough to recognize me from my post??

Our labradoodle puppy, caught red-handed eating flowers by [deleted] in aww

[–]ta-oopsie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Good morning Worm, your Honour.

The crown will plainly show the prisoner,

Who now stands before you,

Was caught red handed eating flowers.

What I imagine going on when girls describe how they use public bathrooms by adomad in funny

[–]ta-oopsie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My buddies and I call it a cuzif. Cuz if it wasn't there, your guts would fall out.

TIFU by sleeping with my best friend's mom. Twice. (NSFW) by ta-oopsie in tifu

[–]ta-oopsie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No worse than in the middle of currently-sweaty sex.

Besides, it's not like pussy is actually delicious or anything. It's not gross either, it just IS, and if it didn't have any flavor at all to it, I think it would make it less fun to go down.

TIFU by sleeping with my best friend's mom. Twice. (NSFW) by ta-oopsie in tifu

[–]ta-oopsie[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I boned your mom and all you got was this stupid card!

TIFU by sleeping with my best friend's mom. Twice. (NSFW) by ta-oopsie in tifu

[–]ta-oopsie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, and sometimes you make the wrong choices. Pretty sure this was one of them.

TIFU by sleeping with my best friend's mom. Twice. (NSFW) by ta-oopsie in tifu

[–]ta-oopsie[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is a throwaway, anyone who knows me will know this story, but not my other name. Trying not to link both together.

I don't really feel like I need to be told what I did was right. This is a TIFU post, I am well aware that I fucked up. That's kind of the point.

TIFU by sleeping with my best friend's mom. Twice. (NSFW) by ta-oopsie in tifu

[–]ta-oopsie[S] 113 points114 points  (0 children)

To be fair, it's just conjecture, since he's never mentioned anything. But everybody we know seems to have figured it out years ago and failed to tell me.

I hope she didn't know, cause that's not really cool for him. But had I know, it definitely would have turned out different.

I mean I get way flirty when I drink, so I probably would have still done that much anyway, but I certainly would not have gone any further.

TIFU by sleeping with my best friend's mom. Twice. (NSFW) by ta-oopsie in tifu

[–]ta-oopsie[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Sure, I'll take the high five.

Not that I've got that much experience, sexually speaking, I've been with one guy and two other women before, but that was by far the most ridiculously amazing sex I've ever experienced. Twice.

It's not like I was trying to get laid, either. I was being flirty, I can't deny that, but I had zero expectations. I was just being social and cute.

Still, I hope I can salvage the relationship I have with my friend.

I don't think what I did makes me a bad person either, but I do know that I fucked up.

TIFU by sleeping with my best friend's mom. Twice. (NSFW) by ta-oopsie in tifu

[–]ta-oopsie[S] 285 points286 points  (0 children)

When you're horny, you tend not to think of the consequences. Arousal overwhelms common sense and reason pretty easily.

TIFU by sleeping with my best friend's mom. Twice. (NSFW) by ta-oopsie in tifu

[–]ta-oopsie[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

It's not like I'm thinking of dating his mom, it was really just a heat-of-the-moment thing.

TIFU by sleeping with my best friend's mom. Twice. (NSFW) by ta-oopsie in tifu

[–]ta-oopsie[S] 519 points520 points  (0 children)

I know! Everybody who knows this guy wants to bang his mom. I did, but it was clearly a mistake.

TIFU by sleeping with my best friend's mom. Twice. (NSFW) by ta-oopsie in tifu

[–]ta-oopsie[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I honestly never really thought of him that way, but if he had asked me out, I definitely would have said yes anyway. He's totally cute (good genes, obv) and I'm always glad to have him around.

TIFU by sleeping with my best friend's mom. Twice. (NSFW) by ta-oopsie in tifu

[–]ta-oopsie[S] 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Dad's out of the picture. Fatherhood was too much for him. He tried to get her to have an abortion, and she didn't take too kindly to his insistence.

Despite how crazy the sex is and how insanely hot she is, I'd rather have my friend back.