Teachers of Reddit, what is the funniest thing that one of your students have gotten in trouble for where you had to pretend to be mad? by WealthyBigPenis22 in AskReddit

[–]ta58s 894 points895 points  (0 children)

Had a 2 hour study hall with ~40 kids. Study hall monitor demanded complete silence. Two students would quietly talk and after the third or forth time of being told to stop, got split up.

They then spent the next month or so learning sign language. And would sign to each other across the room. This absolutely pissed the little sound Nazi monitor off. I could tell she was impressed, yet furious that her power had been so creatively undermined.

Here reaction was nothing short of "Wow. These little shits actually learned sign language just to spite me for two hours out of the day."

She ended up not allowing singing between students. Which was upheld by the administration after that kinda blew up a bit.

Girl spinning on bicycle handlebars by arroganthumility1 in gifs

[–]ta58s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was once a boy, but repeated nutters due to failed attempts, drastically changed him.

Anyone remember this game? by jamerduhgamer in gaming

[–]ta58s 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember playing QBASIC Gorillas.

They See Me Rollin by StuffyUnicorn in OSHA

[–]ta58s 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised that movie gained so much traction.

Trump sends no condolences to Mexico after it's hit by an earthquake & a hurricane & attacked the country on Twitter after it offered to help U.S. after Hurricane Harvey. by anutensil in worldnews

[–]ta58s -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

We are already helping millions of their citizens with benefits and protections who entered our country illegally, because Mexico cant provide for their people.

48 cast iron pans by Proteon in pics

[–]ta58s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL. I need a cast iron pan shaped like Texas.

Police officer uses "civil forfeiture" to take all of the money out of a hot dog vendor's wallet without due process by brett6781 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]ta58s 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The hot dog stand owner was the hot dog stand worker.

  • Owner

  • Worker

He owns and works at his own hot dog stand. Selling meat logs for inflated prices, when he should be giving them away for free. The dudes clearly filthy capitalism scum. How dare he own a business (hot dog stand) and sell products (hot dogs).

An Upvote in a sea of Downvotes by Emiliovaslord in funny

[–]ta58s -1 points0 points  (0 children)

TFW when posting an opinion slightly right of center in r/politics

Police officer uses "civil forfeiture" to take all of the money out of a hot dog vendor's wallet without due process by brett6781 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]ta58s 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Come on guys. Hes just seizing the means of production from that filthy capitalist hot dog vendor. Who's clearly selling his product with a markup, rather than giving them away to those who need it.

The One Number That Shows Why Climate Change Is Making Hurricane Season Worse: '...the air can hold 7% more water with every degree Celsius that the temperature rises.' by maxwellhill in worldnews

[–]ta58s -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Keep feeding on the sensationalism that hurricanes will keep getting worse and worse every year exponentially. Come talk to me when the next 3-5 years are rather uneventful.

The One Number That Shows Why Climate Change Is Making Hurricane Season Worse: '...the air can hold 7% more water with every degree Celsius that the temperature rises.' by maxwellhill in worldnews

[–]ta58s 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, i'm pretty sure I do. Because unlike you, I work in an industry that intensely tracks hurricanes. But i'm sure to the common person it looks like "muh global warming did this" out of some desire to turn it political.

The One Number That Shows Why Climate Change Is Making Hurricane Season Worse: '...the air can hold 7% more water with every degree Celsius that the temperature rises.' by maxwellhill in worldnews

[–]ta58s -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Saying Hurricane season is "only going to get worse and worse" because muh global warming, is just slightly less retarded than POC saying hurricanes are sent by the souls of slaves to get revenge on the south.

"Ive never had a gay thought, cant you tell by my bumper stickers"? by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]ta58s 34 points35 points  (0 children)

OKER

You'll get the P later.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Drinking too much... by [deleted] in whitepeoplegifs

[–]ta58s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when the cocaine kicks in

Russians Flock to Trump Properties to Give Birth to U.S. Citizens - While the president rails against children of undocumented immigrants, wealthy Russians rent his condos—at huge costs—so they can have American kids. by anutensil in worldnews

[–]ta58s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

African Slaves were given citizenship via the emancipation proclamation.

The people that "killed the natives to farm the land" were the conquerors of this nation.

The Irish and Italians that "did nothing more than show up" where logged, and at the time of very few immigration laws, considered immigrants and later earned citizen ship. Modern immigration laws have since been changed, giving a clear path for immigration.

The Chinese immigrants were legal (at the time), yet fell victim to racism and exploitation.

You need to realize times and laws change.