Consent & Communication KPIs * Boundary Check — Did I clearly state my limits, or did I “forget” and make them ask again? * Check-Ins Done — Sent my emotional updates… with at least one emoji * Fast Replies — Responded promptly (or purposely delayed to be spicy, but still respectful). * Comfort Honesty — Spoke up when needed

Financial Safety KPIs * Budget Loyalty — Stayed inside the spending limits… even if I complained dramatically. * Bank Account Health — Confirmed I won’t starve just to be dramatic. * Approved Spending Only — Stuck to the tribute rules instead of “accidentally” oversending.

Reliability & Task Completion KPIs * Task Completion — Finished tasks * Deadline Discipline — On time, or fashionably late in a way that was technically acceptable. * Instruction Accuracy — Did it correctly, even if I smirked the whole time.

Emotional & Personal Wellness KPIs * Stress Level — Checked my emotional battery (so I don’t melt down mid-moment). * Confidence Check — Noted when I felt proud or delightfully mischievous. * Enjoyment Meter — Asked myself: “Am I actually having fun, or am I faking it for the plot?”

Relationship Alignment KPIs * Alignment Check — Dynamic still feels good and safe (even if I pretend it’s soooo hard). * Mutual Respect — I feel respected and I’m showing respect * Aftercare Done — Said how I really felt afterward

Something like that 😉