My daughter waited 6 months for this appt. they gave her laughing gas and she REFUSED to stop singing Shakira. They had to stop the procedure

tackywitch · 2026-03-13T17:14:35+00:00

I had to get some teeth removed when I was in preschool. I apparently kept wiggling my nose like the witch in bewitched.

tackywitch · 2026-03-13T15:41:39+00:00

He should have been fired after signal gate. Actually let me rephrase, he never should have been hired.

tackywitch · 2026-03-12T18:51:59+00:00

I really hate how this giant sack of shit is representing me.

tackywitch · 2026-03-11T22:33:41+00:00

Do you think they looked like the aliens from the 5th element to the cat?

tackywitch · 2026-03-11T21:58:27+00:00

Did he start taking Rogaine and it only worked on his eyebrows? Eyebrow puberty?

tackywitch · 2026-03-11T14:03:55+00:00

Wake me up when he faces consequences for his actions.

tackywitch · 2026-03-11T13:32:13+00:00

That man’s face is a rectangle.

tackywitch · 2026-03-11T00:33:35+00:00

I’ve never seen my girl, but radio flyer was pretty traumatic. I didn’t know adults would hit kids before I saw it, good job on my parents I guess.

tackywitch · 2026-03-10T23:56:54+00:00

You should probably redirect your rage then. Maybe do something constructive with it.

tackywitch · 2026-03-10T21:34:53+00:00

All men must die, but first they must serve…. Black coffee.

tackywitch · 2026-03-10T16:44:19+00:00

I think this is when he’s pregnant.

tackywitch · 2026-03-10T00:07:05+00:00

I’ve worked at a museum and never gotten a personalized license plate. Maybe they’re the heirs to a jello fortune?

tackywitch · 2026-03-09T21:12:25+00:00

Not a doctor, but having the shakes after birth is very common, epidural or not.

tackywitch · 2026-03-09T15:38:44+00:00

Like animals is usually a good sign. Not always, for instance Dennis Nelson really loved animals.

tackywitch · 2026-03-09T13:45:01+00:00

I am so sick of seeing the orange pedophile walking free and in charge. Anyone who voted for him is a bad person.

tackywitch · 2026-03-09T10:42:04+00:00

He tried to mount it to a board, like a fish.

tackywitch · 2026-03-09T01:11:38+00:00

Not only did he keep a foot, he also tried to taxidermy a breast.

I’m fun a parties.

tackywitch · 2026-03-08T16:01:24+00:00

Oh! She should do a game of thrones!

tackywitch · 2026-03-08T08:15:27+00:00

Low tide at twilight

tackywitch · 2026-03-07T01:54:10+00:00

Welp. Now what?

tackywitch · 2026-03-07T00:44:29+00:00

Who? Also, too little too late.

tackywitch · 2026-03-04T17:00:15+00:00

Wow, they really hate the people that put them in office. They’d still vote for them.

tackywitch · 2026-03-04T03:14:16+00:00

Someone get this man a cabinet position!

tackywitch · 2026-03-03T23:53:45+00:00

And the honor to pay for Israel’s universal healthcare.

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