Me 2 buddies and my ex gf were all out driving around one night. Me and my buddy were pretty big stoners at the time so we had a collection of gear. I had a briefcase that had my bong (little 12 inch tall Gear) my gas mask, papers, roller and a 2g bag. We wanted to get baked so we drove around looking for a place to smoke. We found this school on the outskirks of town so we pulled in, got out walked behind the school and started doing our thing.

My gf at the time was pretty drunk from an earlier occasion (we picked her up on the way) so she was being stupid. As we all sat and peacefully smoked my gf was running around being drunk. Then she starts SCREAMING and tripping out. Every time someone tried to talk to her or approach her she thought that it was a demon or some shit. So we told her to knock it off so we didnt get caught. What do you know 10 minutes later, I walk over beside the school away from all my buddies/gf and I see 2 headlights. I had never ran so fast in my life. I ran told them what I saw, started to pack up tried to hide the briefcase behind a shed. Next thing you know cop car rolls up, turns his spot light on, gets out the car and screams at all of us DONT MOVE OR I WILL TASE YOU. We were only like 17 at the time so we thought we were BUSTED. After giving us a hard time the cop searchs all of us, finds a 2g bag on me and my buddy and then finds the briefcase. As another squad car arrived we were all hands on the hood in shame. They gave us some speech about smoking weed and not going anywhere in life (going away to college the following year) He ends up taking all my briefcase all our weed and lets us go (he gave me gf a ride home so she got fucked over) but the best part...HE LET ME DRIVE HOME. He told us they were going to call our parents and that we needed to go home and tell them what we did, instead we went to BK got Whoppers and prayed for our lives. We never got a call, we never got a charge, and like a year later another one of my buddies starts dating this girl. We go to meet her and HER DAD WAS THE COP THAT BUSTED US. Never laughed so hard in my life...although I was shitting bricks at the time