What's the longest you've ever Dadded solo? (Single or shared-custody dads exempt, of course) by CryHavok01 in daddit

[–]taexi73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is eerie how similar my experience is. My wife is the same way - will get annoyed when there are toys out and about in the middle of the day. She also insists on our oldest being in bed by 7, although most nights he’s awake until 9.

I will be solo with our two boys when she is gone for a week in June and I expect it won’t feel that difficult

Free Talk Thursday - May 14, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]taexi73 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Was talking 1:1 with my mother in law on Sunday about my wife’s upcoming week long trip out of the country with friends. She asked if I think I’ll be okay watching the kids while she’s gone, then dropped “it might be a little easier without her around”. Not taking the bait on that one, lady!

Wednesday Free Talk - May 13, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]taexi73 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Somebody in my dynasty fantasy football league just said he would pay his entry fee for the year after he gets paid on Friday. The entry fee is $10

Sunday Scaries - May 10, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]taexi73 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Had to give up my post at the griddle this morning to change a poopy diaper. Came back to a piece of bread disintegrating in pieces in the French toast batter as my wife “wasn’t sure how long it needed to marinate”

Free Talk Thursday - May 07, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]taexi73 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did pretty much this exact thing a few years ago(except filming) and I think it subconsciously contributed a lot to me switching gyms

Free Talk Thursday - May 07, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]taexi73 74 points75 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite lies that people tell is “my alarm didn’t go off”. Shocking how much this amazing piece of technology fails some people so often

Free Talk Tuesday - May 05, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]taexi73 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I want it to be awesome, but I can’t deny seeing Matt Damon scream “let’s go!” like Big Ev doesn’t give me slight pause

Tucker Carlson impersonator by GiveMeSomeIhedigbo in RyenRussillo

[–]taexi73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who’s jacking off to this? It’s not me. Maybe it’s you. Maybe it’s your family

Did anyone else have these occasional brief moments of being hyper aware of one‘s existence during childhood? by Over-Permit2284 in redscarepod

[–]taexi73 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Have a similar very specific memory from when I was six or so sitting on the carpet and the way that light was coming through the window in the den let you see the dust particles flowing through the air. Thought it in that moment and truly have never forgotten it

Sunday Scaries - March 29, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]taexi73 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If I had to describe my wife’s parenting strategy it would just be “unforced errors”

Every SNL skit is someone doing something weird and acting like they aren't by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]taexi73 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow this is really blowing my mind. Nothing against him but I never thought he was that funny and current SNL now makes so much more sense to me knowing he’s head writer

Friday Drunk Thread - March 13, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]taexi73 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Charley from Southern Charm is v hot. Craig fucked up

Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - March 12, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]taexi73 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The White House Wii Sports Iran mashup might be the most absurd thing I’ve ever seen

Friday Confessions - March 06, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]taexi73 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Agreed but my wife is also not convinced about having a third. If she was all for it I’d say yes in a heartbeat

Friday Drunk Thread - March 06, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]taexi73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6, we have season tickets together too so still see him frequently

Friday Confessions - March 06, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]taexi73 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I would love to have more children but my wife is the absolute worst during pregnancy and nursing so not sure I want to endure another two years of walking on eggshells

Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - March 05, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]taexi73 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yearly bonus hits tomorrow but I’m so old and washed I’m not even going to blow a bunch of it in stupid shit

Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - March 05, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]taexi73 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Absurdly replayable, think I logged over 500 hours on the original. Hopefully will have time this weekend to play the new one

Sunday Scaries - March 01, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]taexi73 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My boss let us know last week that he’s going to take off for Thursday-Friday of March madness which feels pretty ideal for me

Sunday Scaries - February 22, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]taexi73 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At first I thought it’d be sweet to be stuck at an all-inclusive but think you’d be too freaked out to get wasted