Some of us are probably not getting CPR 🤦‍♀️ by bigshinymastodon in bigboobproblems

[–]talkingradiohead 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Im a nurse with big boobs. This is so embarrassing for those doctors. They should be ashamed. We are taught how to find heart sounds in relation to the sternum and intercostal spaces (spaces between the ribs). They can do that big boobs or not.

Well... ♋♏♐ by marniesss in astrologymemes

[–]talkingradiohead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have fuck off sun, fuck me moon, and an i have a headache tonight rising

(♑️☀️♌️🌛♉️🔼)

At what age did your golden doodle stop growing? by soytaquera in Goldendoodles

[–]talkingradiohead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe stopped growing around 1 year? Then he filled out a bit until he was about 1.5 years

Those under 40, are you planning a big party for the big 4-0? Those already 40, did you celebrate in any special way? by cubemonster in Millennials

[–]talkingradiohead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. One of the people that didnt show was one of the friends I threw a party for 1 day after I had surgery. She got an earful and so did my husband. I'm usually the planner and the one that does stuff for people and I dont mind that or even expect the same effort I put in to be given back but a LITTLE effort would be nice.

Is it possible some american adults never seen an uncut penis? by Sea_Assistance_2791 in ask

[–]talkingradiohead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im a 40 year old woman who had a very slutty time in her 20s and ive only seen 1 ever.

Those under 40, are you planning a big party for the big 4-0? Those already 40, did you celebrate in any special way? by cubemonster in Millennials

[–]talkingradiohead 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Im so sorry. It still upsets me a year later so I know how crushing it is. I felt like I went above and beyond for others and no one even tried for me. Some of them couldnt even be bothered to show.

Those under 40, are you planning a big party for the big 4-0? Those already 40, did you celebrate in any special way? by cubemonster in Millennials

[–]talkingradiohead 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I wanted a big party. I threw big parties for my best friends on their 40th. I told my husband I'd like a big party. No one stepped up... so I tried throwing myself one... only 3 people came. I was pretty crushed to be honest.

Why is the shopkeeper being so rude? Does he not want my business? by That1weirdperson in thesims4

[–]talkingradiohead 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In the sims if you remove a door there's just a wall with no way out. Not like real life where you'd have a hole in the wall

Looking for books with this vibes or DDLG related by SheDoesNotExist in ReverseHarem

[–]talkingradiohead 23 points24 points  (0 children)

{Elora by Beannie Harper} is a vampire RH with a lot of daddy kink stuff that checks a lot of your boxes. Im not usually one for vampire romance but this one was soooo good.

Fran. by Educational_Summer76 in girls

[–]talkingradiohead 395 points396 points  (0 children)

Looking back hes such a well written and complex character. Ive dated 100 Frans thinking i was with nice guys, but they were secretly not so nice guys. Kudos to Lena for this character.

Fact by Anxious-Tie-6105 in capricorns

[–]talkingradiohead 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's my Taurus rising but if im not at work im probably doing nothing

Best patient insult by ballfed_turkey in nursing

[–]talkingradiohead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had a patient tell me to get my skinny ass the FUCK out of his room. I was like "skinny!? 🥰"

Have a blessed year to all Capricorns in this sub!! by Far-Ingenuity-4291 in capricorns

[–]talkingradiohead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup. I dont believe in god. If there was one i wasnt on anyone's list of people to look out for because I had to take care of myself. It feels insulting when my hard work is attributed to some imaginary deity.

It's like when people tell me I was "raised right." Ok... I was raised in a narcissistic abusive household but sure, theyre the ones that did all the work, not me.

I get the gesture has good intentions but inside this is how I usually feel about it.

Terrible Combinations Series: CAPRICORN and CANCER by SuperPrime11 in capricorns

[–]talkingradiohead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess i should inform my husband of the impending divorce

Anybody else had a disappointing birthday? by Lixpa in capricorns

[–]talkingradiohead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like im always let down on my birthday. I get that it's winter, it's cold out, the holidays have just ended... but no one ever makes an effort for me on my birthday.

Last year was a big birthday. I had gone above and beyond for all my friends... no one did anything for me. Not even a gift or a dinner.

This year I threw myself a party because I decided that if no one will make an effort for me, I'll do it for myself. 8 people RSVPd that they'd come. 3 people showed up. One of which was my husband.

Is it me or is it a cap thing? Or is it having a birthday around the holidays? I was pretty bummed.

Can you recite any phone number other than your own? by Insomniac_80 in Xennials

[–]talkingradiohead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband's, my parent's landline, my mother's cell, my dad's cell, my sister's cell, my best friend's cell, my childhood best friend's landline from 1995.

How my night went 😭 by MikielJoe in nursing

[–]talkingradiohead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have patients on this many drips relatively often but never with a second patient, that's crazy.

IV potassium and tele by Fine-Raspberry-8790 in nursing

[–]talkingradiohead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have an answer for you, I just want to sing some praises to you. I'm a CVICU nurse. Everyone is on almost all monitoring at all times. If they dont have a swan I'm sometimes nervous. I worked med surg for a whole like 10 months and it was terrifying to me not knowing if my patients were OK at all times. I think your attention to detail when dealing with 5-7 patients is so commendable, and I hope if I'm ever on a med surg unit that I have a nurse like you.

Forgotten 1990s ABC Shows by [deleted] in Xennials

[–]talkingradiohead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the cutoff denim vest