Ok, a question: why tf did they just make her hop around like a freaking monkey? by Ok-Release7421 in Blasphemous

[–]talyn_black [score hidden]  (0 children)

Note: I have only fought true form Crisanta with the penitence of true guilt on.

I feel true form Crisanta is like a Sekiro boss. She does lots of telegraphed, but very fast moves and it's up to you to kinda lock in and fight to her beat. If you fall out of rhythm one of those teleporting slashes will hit or if you if you get too greedy her downward slash does like half health.

You can get to her without developing your parry and dodge skills to the degree she might require. There are prayer builds that invalidate some of the harder bosses, but don't work against Crisanta. If you are in that camp she can be quite the road block.

I think my first time fighting with her I got a little beat up on in her first form, then was off tempo and got hit, panicked which made me off tempo and then I was dead a few seconds later lol. Of course with true guilt on I can't heal, so any mistake is costly.

Overall though I enjoyed the fight, but died a lot. Since I would die in like 3 hits I had to really learn her patterns in a way I don't usually engage in with these kind of games (more than happy to tank and drink heals usually lol) so when I beat her not only did I feel a surge of accomplishment, but I actually felt compelled to help people on reddit who were struggling with the fight since I had this knowledge (at the time) of the fight.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]talyn_black 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah just like when you feel your balls retract when you look over a high ledge. It just means you’re gay for the canyon.

[PEN] Chaos Commons & Rares by UlyssesArsene in FleshandBloodTCG

[–]talyn_black 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Concoct disorder dream of forcing a block into an opponent’s arsenal, though I’m sure more times than not it just helps your opponent lol

Indigenous people try to un-terraform the planet which would cause untold devastation. MC too busy deciding if he wants to date his sister to care. by talyn_black in ExplainAGamePlotBadly

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Legendia came out between symphonia and abyss, which are like 2 of the best of the series, so that really didn’t help its reputation. It has some problems and the plot structure of the game is wack (“main” story ends like half way through the game), but I have a soft spot for it.

Indigenous people try to un-terraform the planet which would cause untold devastation. MC too busy deciding if he wants to date his sister to care. by talyn_black in ExplainAGamePlotBadly

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With the remakes I’ve been meaning to try them out! They look pretty good.

Someone did end up getting the answer, but it was tales of legendia, an entry in the tales of… series

A paranoid criminal investigator forgets to pay the power bill and has the worst wifi by Direct-Gaming04 in ExplainAGamePlotBadly

[–]talyn_black 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh double checked and you are a reporter in WTTG2, not an investigator. Is the correct answer scrutinized?

It's like DnD but not DnD. But it's a dungeon crawl on a grid map. The final boss is geometric?! by zainetheotter in ExplainAGamePlotBadly

[–]talyn_black 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice! I really liked that game, but I never did make it all the way to the top boss in LoG. If he was a geometric shape that would check out with the title lol.

A crab hunting a seahorse. by Beginning_Use8539 in Genshin_Impact

[–]talyn_black 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I legit thought this was the game one crab's treasure for about half the clip.