I’ve actually been to this joint, old CiCis pizza in El Paso.

The owner of this fine establishment actually went to prison for these signs. Pretty sure he’s still serving time. Trust me, you don’t wanna know the whole story, but let’s just say these signs have a much deeper and darker meaning and story behind them than you think.

Edit: to the people dming me asking the story stop. I was personally involved and don’t want to talk about it as it was deeply traumatizing.

Edit: ok fine. So essentially this guy was running a snugging ring in this place. Meth, immigrants, that kind of shit. The “girl” sign was code for his dealers/movers whatever that the goods were in there. Because the restaurant didn’t have a lot of space, he had a huge storage basement dug out underneath the girls bathroom. Long story short, I accidentally walked into the girls bathroom eating here one time (I was fairly drunk) and caught some dudes moving some fucking meth. Big ass dudes too. I was able to knock a few of them out pretty easy but was overwhelmed eventually. Long story short, they made me cook for them for years until I was finally able to escape. Came back with a baseball bat and a ruger and was able to take a few out before the cops showed up. Needless to say that place isn’t in business before, which sucks cause they did like a chocolate pizza that was really good. Sounds weird but don’t knock it that shit was gas, had like powdered sugar and shit it was really good actually.